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TEENY_BIKINI
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The Last Spark Blog
Friday, October 05, 2012      104 comments

Hey there, I am leaving this information here as a reference as I do not post blogs here anymore... If you are looking for my blogs, the are my new blog called "The Jiggly Bits." Here is the link to the new and only blog: ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Just Get Naked
Thursday, September 27, 2012      196 comments

Hey gorgeous, I moved the content of this blog to its new home, my new blog: thejigglybits.com/ Feel free to drop by and comment. Just have a good old time. Hugs. ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Just Another Muffler Birthday Story
Friday, August 03, 2012      334 comments

Hey gorgeous, I moved the content of this blog to its new home, my new blog: thejigglybits.com/ Feel free to drop by and comment. Just have a good old time. Hugs. ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Mind Your Portions
Friday, July 20, 2012      247 comments

Hey gorgeous, I moved the content of this blog to its new home, my new blog: thejigglybits.com/ Feel free to drop by and comment. Just have a good old time. Hugs. ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts If Ice Cream Married Cheesecake
Friday, April 06, 2012      520 comments

Hey gorgeous, I moved the content of this blog to its new home, my new blog: thejigglybits.com/ Feel free to drop by and comment. Just have a good old time. Hugs. ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts The Great Snoring Caper
Thursday, January 12, 2012      347 comments

Hey gorgeous, I moved the content of this blog to its new home, my new blog: thejigglybits.com/ Feel free to drop by and comment. Just have a good old time. Hugs. ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 747: So Very Ordinary
Wednesday, December 14, 2011      195 comments

Question: How much money do you charge each person attending Thanksgiving dinner at your house? A**Nothing. I just want to get together and catch up with loved ones. B**Let’s go pot luck – that way no one bares sole responsibility for ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 720: The Baby Boy I Left Behind
Thursday, November 17, 2011      387 comments

I told him our first meeting should be in New York - someplace neutral with millions of people [and far away from my house]. First of all… Who asks a stranger – a woman [I mean me] that they’ve talked to twice on the phone – “When can ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 684: The Saccharine Spaceship
Wednesday, October 12, 2011      344 comments

I did it. A major accomplishment. I changed the light bulb in my kitchen. Not impressed yet? What if I told you it had been two weeks since I could see after 8 pm in the magic kitchen place because I didn’t feel like looking... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 596: Obedience School
Monday, August 15, 2011      291 comments

She is standing behind me with a burning question. “I see you have switched your fork,” she says intently. [I totally forgot to send a memo. Good catch.] This is called - having a stalker. Who notices stuff like that? [I mean really.] ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 584: A Breast Lift, A Drag Queen, and Another Birthday
Wednesday, August 03, 2011      634 comments

I am lying on my back. She is lifting my breast. My breast is where it always is when I am lying on my back. My armpit. I don't remember ever having pert, dainty orbs. Mine have always been pro-gravity and um… casual. [Question: ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 548: Clean Your Own House
Tuesday, June 28, 2011      335 comments

I consider many things before I use the work bathroom. Hermetically sealing my body in plastic, determining how long I can hold my breath, and wearing gloves to avoid the germ-infested door handle come to mind. Giving away my crap? Not so ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 533: Everyone is Not Your Lover
Monday, June 13, 2011      453 comments

She does this cooing baby talk voice like she is trying to seduce me. It makes me want to metamorphically slap her. Here is the deal: a) if you are not a bird or Denzel Washington, do not seductively coo at me and b) baby talk is dum... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 516: Permission
Friday, May 27, 2011      377 comments

“There is going to be a family reunion,” my only likeable family member said coyly on the phone. [And it felt like a bird just shat on my head.] My cousin has an unbelievable amount of patience for idiots. If she is related to the id... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 498: A Special Kind of Duffel Bag
Monday, May 09, 2011      396 comments

Honestly, I can’t believe something so loud shot from my bumcheeks. It was like a massive truck backfiring, um… in a staff meeting. And I am well-aware that I am supposed to clench my bumcheeks until I am about to faint, easing out the... Read more

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