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Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 460: The Big Picture

Friday, April 01, 2011      432 comments

I was lying on my stomach. He was looking down at me as he lifted the edge of my shiny black panties with the extra wide band to rub minty cream in the nape of my back. Crud. Why am I always wearing the undies that come up to my navel ... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 435: The Uterus Patrol

Monday, March 07, 2011      561 comments

“He’s married, you know?” chided the lady holding my form hostage - and a card-carrying member of the uterus patrol [who I am defining as people who are entirely too involved/vocal about my single life.] For me, there are very good reasons ... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 415: Bring It to the Castle

Tuesday, February 15, 2011      425 comments

The sun is out. The unusually cold weather has taken a vacation just for today. In the spirit of Valentine’s Day [one of the dumber made-up holidays] – I got up early to ride Denzel [my new Schwinn 240 indoor recumbent bike.] People always ... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 400: The Finger and the Velvet Hammer

Monday, January 31, 2011      375 comments

Flipping someone the bird outside of my car is a waste of a perfectly good finger. But that’s what happened last November [when the sugar hit the fan]… I was standing in front of the elevator, someone walked up behind me [for the 15 m... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 395: Remember the Fabulous

Wednesday, January 26, 2011      357 comments

“Do you think I need a haircut?” [Note to self: Must work on convincing people I am invisible.] “Nope,” I say quickly. “It looks amazing.” [It really did.] “Remember when my hair was dry and unhealthy?” [Yes, I keep these details in a ... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 388: The Food Critic

Wednesday, January 19, 2011      508 comments

The food critic is sharing my air and space yet again. [sigh] Why can't I win the lottery already? I officially wrote her off when I asked her for the umpteenth time to stop critiquing my lunch - and she said, "Oh, get over yourself." ... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 376: Banging the Cabinet Doors

Friday, January 07, 2011      581 comments

I totally love stay-cations. I spent the last ten days of the year getting to know my house again and recuperating from the end-of-the-year drama [by that, I mean having to engage with people who fundamentally annoy me.] I have come up with... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 341: Way Better Than Sauce

Tuesday, December 21, 2010      357 comments

I am quirky and I love it. It's taken me all year to own that... I like returning things more than I like buying them. I just like the feeling of getting my money back. It is WBTS [way better than sauce.] The other day I returned bagge... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 320: A Turkey Situation

Wednesday, November 24, 2010      332 comments

I guess the great thing about being a semi-recluse is I am comfortable being alone - even on holidays. Being with my family would actually be punishment. I have spent many a family holiday in the bathroom - thinking of ways to tunnel my way thro... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 299: A Silly Little Thing Called Happy

Wednesday, November 03, 2010      345 comments

"You're taking it well," my friend said as I told her about my intention to end things with Sir Quips-A-Lot. She was right. IT was like having a 185 pound BM. And IT was great. I had tons of energy and launched right into Fall cleaning [yes... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 281: Naked with Sir Quips-A-Lot

Friday, October 15, 2010      556 comments

The morning sun is peaking through the top of the curtain and I can see my nakedness clearly in the dresser mirror across the room. My pendulous, womanly sisters are glistening and it feels like the force of the ocean is roaring beneath me. ... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 263: The Return of Ben

Monday, September 27, 2010      455 comments

Remember Ben [Mr. Do You Have an Iron?]. Ben from match.com who claimed he wanted to be exclusive before he went on vacation in July, left for New Orleans and never called me when he returned. Dead - you say? Nope. Still alive. Lo... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 253: He Kissed Me

Friday, September 17, 2010      679 comments

At the end of our first date in New Hope, he gave me a bouquet of sunflowers and said, "These are for bringing sunshine into my life." [god bless eharmony.com which I hated every second of until now…] And the second date was just as dreamy…... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 237: The Sweat Cloth

Wednesday, September 01, 2010      324 comments

"Really showing cleavage is how I get through some of these boring meetings," I jokingly explained to my friend at work. [Doodling works too, but I forget my pad and pencil a lot]. It seems I've gone from feeling completely ashamed of my body to... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Day 223: The Celery Stalker

Tuesday, August 17, 2010      387 comments

My cat is on the kitchen counter frantically rubbing her furry body on the celery I just unpacked from my grocery trip. She definitely loves celery more than I do. [And yes, she walks all over my counter like she is a runaway model or something... Read more


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