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The frog and the iguana
Saturday, November 30, 2013      10 comments

A man enters his local bar holding a frog and an iguana. He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of." "Ok," says the bartender. "How 'bout 'Blue Moon'?" The m... Read more
Thanksgiving Attitudes
Friday, November 29, 2013      13 comments

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So you want to choose your family?
Thursday, November 28, 2013      13 comments

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Football
Wednesday, November 27, 2013      11 comments

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BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Monday, November 25, 2013      25 comments

Dear Wife, Iím writing you this letter to tell you that Iím leaving you forever. Iíve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Ö Your boss called to tell me that you quit your jo... Read more
PILGRIMS
Sunday, November 24, 2013      12 comments

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The Evil Of Our Fears
Sunday, November 24, 2013      6 comments

IT IS EASY "IF" It is easy to not lie if one doesnít fear the truth. It is easy to not steal if one doesnít fear need. It is easy to not envy if one doesnít fear that oneís status is threatened. It is easy to not anger if no... Read more
Odds and Odds
Sunday, November 24, 2013      2 comments

A customer at a counter of a garden ornament shop said to the cashier, ďGive me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of those sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandmas in bloomers.Ē The cashier replied ďthatíll be eigh... Read more
Hah! Here's your state, 0309COOKIE!
Sunday, November 24, 2013      8 comments

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Whores and Poker! New Hampshi... Read more
Conservatives are so easy to anger these days
Sunday, November 24, 2013      9 comments

Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following: 1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance. 2. Jesus ... Read more
Call it a week!
Saturday, November 23, 2013      11 comments

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State Mottoes
Saturday, November 23, 2013      8 comments

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing California: By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado: If Y... Read more
KISS
Thursday, November 21, 2013      14 comments

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NITE
Thursday, November 21, 2013      4 comments

President Obama and his top aides met with insurance company CEOs at the White House on Friday. So we've got politicians meeting with insurance salesmen. You know, if you throw in a couple of used car dealers, you have the trifecta of profession... Read more
late
Wednesday, November 20, 2013      7 comments

Are you all getting ready for Thanksgiving? PETA says today's turkeys are so fat, they can't stand up, they're prone to heart attacks, and they have trouble mating. No, I'm sorry, that's what the turkeys are saying about us. I had it backward. -... Read more

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