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BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Monday, November 25, 2013      25 comments

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your jo... Read more
PILGRIMS
Sunday, November 24, 2013      12 comments

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The Evil Of Our Fears
Sunday, November 24, 2013      6 comments

IT IS EASY "IF" It is easy to not lie if one doesn’t fear the truth. It is easy to not steal if one doesn’t fear need. It is easy to not envy if one doesn’t fear that one’s status is threatened. It is easy to not anger if no... Read more
Odds and Odds
Sunday, November 24, 2013      2 comments

A customer at a counter of a garden ornament shop said to the cashier, “Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of those sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandmas in bloomers.” The cashier replied “that’ll be eigh... Read more
Hah! Here's your state, 0309COOKIE!
Sunday, November 24, 2013      8 comments

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Whores and Poker! New Hampshi... Read more
Conservatives are so easy to anger these days
Sunday, November 24, 2013      9 comments

Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following: 1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance. 2. Jesus ... Read more
Call it a week!
Saturday, November 23, 2013      11 comments

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State Mottoes
Saturday, November 23, 2013      8 comments

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing California: By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado: If Y... Read more
KISS
Thursday, November 21, 2013      14 comments

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NITE
Thursday, November 21, 2013      4 comments

President Obama and his top aides met with insurance company CEOs at the White House on Friday. So we've got politicians meeting with insurance salesmen. You know, if you throw in a couple of used car dealers, you have the trifecta of profession... Read more
late
Wednesday, November 20, 2013      7 comments

Are you all getting ready for Thanksgiving? PETA says today's turkeys are so fat, they can't stand up, they're prone to heart attacks, and they have trouble mating. No, I'm sorry, that's what the turkeys are saying about us. I had it backward. -... Read more
Car payment
Wednesday, November 20, 2013      7 comments

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Hair bobbed
Monday, November 18, 2013      14 comments

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Late Nite Funnies
Sunday, November 17, 2013      12 comments

According to The Washington Post, the White House is considering appointing a civilian to lead the NSA. If you're interested in the job, no need to submit a résumé, they have all your information already. They will call you. -Jay Leno Durin... Read more
Rockin' Out
Sunday, November 17, 2013      3 comments

Thursday night was great! We had so much fun! Then today, Vickie (my sis), David (her husband) and I played a few songs at a celebration of life for my mom's oldest friend. My mom died 24 years ago, but her friend died at 97! Connected with ... Read more

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