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Special Father-Daughter Dance
Sunday, September 22, 2013      6 comments
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10 Ways Having a Toddler is Like Being in Prison
Saturday, September 21, 2013      16 comments

As a parent, your schedule is often dictated by the needs of your child, especially when that child is young. With that in mind, many aspects of the parenting experience could be compared with prison – complete with a sadistic little warden who ... Read more
Late Nite Funnies
Monday, September 16, 2013      7 comments

The kids are going back to school. When I was a kid, you used to take an apple to school for the teacher to get on her good side. Now you send over a drink. -Dave Letterman Plans are being discussed for a reality show based on the White Hou... Read more
"How many of you love your husbands?"
Monday, September 16, 2013      19 comments

In a morning Bible study, a group of women were studying how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husbands?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When ... Read more
Sunday, September 15, 2013      6 comments

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A Farm Kid Joins the Marines
Sunday, September 15, 2013      6 comments

Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because ... Read more
Liver & Cheese
Sunday, September 15, 2013      6 comments

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same ... Read more
Laws of Life:
Saturday, September 14, 2013      5 comments

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. * Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you ... Read more
Tombstone treasures
Saturday, September 14, 2013      6 comments

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: born 1903 died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. Thurmont, Maryland Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go. Nova Scotia He... Read more
How To Get A Life
Friday, September 13, 2013      7 comments

It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how: Let go of the mouse. Turn off the computer. Play ... Read more
What FOX viewers believe!
Thursday, September 12, 2013      13 comments

According to a new survey of Fox News viewers by Reuters, this is what Fox News viewers believe: 67% Believe Barack Obama’s name sounds suspicious. 45% Believe that homosexuals are polygamists 2% Believe that science is more impor... Read more
Tuesday, September 10, 2013      3 comments

On Tuesday President Obama is planning to address the nation. Instead of calling his plan to attack Syria “a war,” he is calling it a "limited military intervention" — which sounds better than "potential endless quagmire." -Jay Leno Do you ... Read more
late nite funnies - 9/9
Monday, September 09, 2013      8 comments

Republican leaders have agreed to support President Obama's plan to attack Syria. See, that’s what I love about our country. The only time Republicans and Democrats can agree on something is when it’s time to bomb somebody. -Jay Leno Tim Ro... Read more
Dear Dr. Laura:
Sunday, September 08, 2013      12 comments

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura,... Read more
At the lawyer's office...
Sunday, September 08, 2013      8 comments

A farmer walks into a lawyer's office and says: "I'd like to get one of them-thar day-vorce-ees." "Yes sir, I believe I can help you" replied the lawyer. "Do you have any grounds?" "Oh shore do!", exclaimed the farmer, "Got me bout a... Read more

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