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Three Women Spice Up Their Relationship
Sunday, August 04, 2013      6 comments

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20 plus years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wearing a black ... Read more
Dealing With Telemarketers
Saturday, August 03, 2013      12 comments

If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. If they start out with, How are you today? say, Im so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all th... Read more
A man was sick and tired of going ...
Thursday, August 01, 2013      11 comments

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know ... Read more
Undeniable Adult Truths
Tuesday, July 30, 2013      13 comments

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I... Read more
Funnies
Monday, July 29, 2013      7 comments

There's a new Anthony Weiner scandal. Weiner is running for mayor of New York City. He confirmed yesterday that some new sexually explicit messages have been leaked. He sent them to a woman on Facebook using the code name 'Carlos Danger.' Which ... Read more
Watch A Preacher Succinctly Explain What Everyone Missed About The Trayvon Martin Case
Sunday, July 28, 2013      7 comments

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-preacher-succinctly-expla
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Simple Home Remedies That Work
Sunday, July 28, 2013      11 comments

1. To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. To avoid arguments with women about lifting the toilet seat-use the sink. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply ... Read more
Stress reliever...
Saturday, July 27, 2013      5 comments

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Lotsa Late Nite Jokes
Friday, July 26, 2013      7 comments

Britain's parliament has passed a bill that would allow gay marriage. How about that? For the first time they are allowing gay marriage. If you thought royal weddings were big, just wait until the first gay royal wedding. Oh, my God. How fabulou... Read more
Waiting...
Wednesday, July 24, 2013      9 comments

A stodgy man walks into a bar and stis down. "Want a drink?" asks the bartender. "Tried liquor once, didn't like it," says the man. "Care for a pretzel?" "Tried a pretzel once, didn't like it." "Wanna watch the baseball game?" "Tried ... Read more
LATE NIGHT
Monday, July 22, 2013      5 comments

It's illegal in baseball to use performance-enhancing drugs, but I watched the All-Star Game. Every commercial was for Viagra. During the game my son said, 'Dad, did he say 'reptile dysfunction?' And I said, 'Yeah, he did. They're talking about ... Read more
here I am in central Oregon...high desert...hot,hot,hot.
Sunday, July 21, 2013      9 comments

Hope u all r enjoying ur weekend!... Read more
Use Your Lifeline
Saturday, July 20, 2013      6 comments

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win the million dollars. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. A... Read more
Nate Light funnies
Friday, July 19, 2013      5 comments

Enough with the theatrics, Mister President. Republicans don't look at these photos and say, "Look how hot he is. Global warming must be real." They look at these photos and say, "Remember Louie Armstrong? He was one of the good ones." They just... Read more
One Liners
Thursday, July 18, 2013      6 comments

Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are mad... Read more

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