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Diversity

Thursday, June 27, 2013      8 comments

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria fo... Read more

Best Round of Golf

Monday, June 24, 2013      4 comments

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a d... Read more

Words and what they mean...

Monday, June 24, 2013      8 comments

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is... Read more

What's that song?

Saturday, June 22, 2013      6 comments

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Late Nite...

Saturday, June 22, 2013      5 comments

President Obama's approval rating has dropped eight points over the past month, down to 45 percent, his lowest rating in more than a year and a half. But Obama is vowing to find out whose approval he's lost, track them down using their email and... Read more

Funny Notes from Little Kids

Thursday, June 20, 2013      3 comments

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The Psychiatrist and Proctologist

Thursday, June 20, 2013      10 comments

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to rea... Read more

Away at a seminar

Saturday, June 15, 2013      6 comments

I haven't been writing very much because I am away at a seminar. It is a seminar about FasterEFT. I am in Oklahoma City Oklahoma 2500 miles from home. This may be life-changing. Catch you up later and more jokes later on. Love you all.... Read more

Top 10 ways to brighten your day by annoying others.

Monday, June 10, 2013      19 comments

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go." 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 3. Practice making fax and modem noises. 4. Make beeping noises when you back up. 5. Signal that... Read more

IRONY

Sunday, June 09, 2013      13 comments

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Breaking up...

Sunday, June 09, 2013      14 comments

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Toads are great catfish bait!

Sunday, June 09, 2013      6 comments

Old Bubba was fishing along the Bayou for catfish one day when he spots a water moccasin slithering across the water with a toad in its mouth. Being a longtime fisherman, he knows the best bait for large catfish are toads. In a flash, Bubba grab... Read more

Pillows and Blankets

Saturday, June 08, 2013      8 comments

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Romance vs. Reality

Saturday, June 08, 2013      10 comments

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your t... Read more

Late, late, late...

Thursday, June 06, 2013      3 comments

Top Ten Other Names Considered by Vin Diesel 10. Din Viesel 9. Dirk Nozzle 8. Don Cheadle 7. Van Decal 6. Vindlebert Humperdiesel 5. Beef Recall 4. Jean-Claude Van Diesel 3. Witch Hazel 2. Veal Schnitzel 1. Vin Cougar Mel... Read more


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