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Late Nite...

Saturday, June 22, 2013      5 comments

President Obama's approval rating has dropped eight points over the past month, down to 45 percent, his lowest rating in more than a year and a half. But Obama is vowing to find out whose approval he's lost, track them down using their email and... Read more

Funny Notes from Little Kids

Thursday, June 20, 2013      3 comments

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The Psychiatrist and Proctologist

Thursday, June 20, 2013      10 comments

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to rea... Read more

Away at a seminar

Saturday, June 15, 2013      6 comments

I haven't been writing very much because I am away at a seminar. It is a seminar about FasterEFT. I am in Oklahoma City Oklahoma 2500 miles from home. This may be life-changing. Catch you up later and more jokes later on. Love you all.... Read more

Top 10 ways to brighten your day by annoying others.

Monday, June 10, 2013      19 comments

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go." 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 3. Practice making fax and modem noises. 4. Make beeping noises when you back up. 5. Signal that... Read more

IRONY

Sunday, June 09, 2013      13 comments

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Breaking up...

Sunday, June 09, 2013      14 comments

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Toads are great catfish bait!

Sunday, June 09, 2013      6 comments

Old Bubba was fishing along the Bayou for catfish one day when he spots a water moccasin slithering across the water with a toad in its mouth. Being a longtime fisherman, he knows the best bait for large catfish are toads. In a flash, Bubba grab... Read more

Pillows and Blankets

Saturday, June 08, 2013      8 comments

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Romance vs. Reality

Saturday, June 08, 2013      10 comments

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your t... Read more

Late, late, late...

Thursday, June 06, 2013      3 comments

Top Ten Other Names Considered by Vin Diesel 10. Din Viesel 9. Dirk Nozzle 8. Don Cheadle 7. Van Decal 6. Vindlebert Humperdiesel 5. Beef Recall 4. Jean-Claude Van Diesel 3. Witch Hazel 2. Veal Schnitzel 1. Vin Cougar Mel... Read more

Soap opera...

Tuesday, June 04, 2013      7 comments

They were watching a TV soap opera, and he became irritated by the way his wife was taking it to heart. "How can you sit there and cry about the made-up troubles of people you've never even met?" he demanded. "The same way you can jump up a... Read more

late nite funnies...

Tuesday, June 04, 2013      2 comments

The South Carolina couple planning a dolphin-assisted birth where they have their baby while swimming with dolphins have to further infuriate conservatives by claiming the whole thing is covered by Obamacare. Also, they have to bring a photograp... Read more

BUNCHA LATE NITE FUNNEES

Monday, June 03, 2013      4 comments

Anthony Weiner is running for mayor of New York City and he had to change his campaign website yesterday because it accidentally showed a picture of the Pittsburgh skyline instead of Manhattan. Or as Weiner calls it, 'an embarrassing photo I can... Read more

Pain in the leg...

Sunday, June 02, 2013      5 comments

An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. "I am afraid it's just old age", replied the doctor, "there is nothing we can do about it." "That can't be," fumed the old man, "you don't know what you are doing." ... Read more


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