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Friday, May 31, 2013      1 comments

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "... Read more

Fate Light Runnies

Thursday, May 30, 2013      1 comments

I admit that I get angry in traffic when driving to work. But it's pointless. It's much better to bottle up that anger and then unleash it when you get to work. -Craig Ferguson A new study found that our happiness peaks in our late 80s. ... Read more

Rules for When You Find Yourself in a Horror Movie

Thursday, May 30, 2013      6 comments

- Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. - When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. - Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. - Don't... Read more

Express Yourself Best by Relaxing

Wednesday, May 29, 2013      5 comments

By Michael Roizen, M.D. and Mehmet Oz, M.D. A lot of people think, "Well, I am who I am; it's in my DNA." You may be resigned to the fact that Dad was a type A personality and so are you. Or Mom was overweight, and now you're getting heavier ... Read more

Adopt a Terrorist!

Tuesday, May 28, 2013      9 comments

A Canadian female libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response ... Read more


Monday, May 27, 2013      4 comments

"In Pennsylvania, a couple stabbed each other in an argument over who should win 'American Idol.' At last we finally know why 'American Idol' is losing so many viewers. They're killing each other." -Conan O'Brien "Pope Francis made an extre... Read more

Bee Population Collapse

Saturday, May 25, 2013      3 comments
rder-found-its-you.html I didn't know how complicated this issue is!... Read more

You decide: Cats or Dogs?????

Saturday, May 25, 2013      10 comments

Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats 1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap. 2. Cats look silly on a leash. 3. When you come home from work, your... Read more

Cooking Woes

Saturday, May 25, 2013      5 comments

Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch.... Read more

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces

Friday, May 24, 2013      13 comments

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to ... Read more

Late Fight Nunnies

Friday, May 24, 2013      8 comments

I love what IRS commissioner Steve Miller said today about this whole targeting conservative groups thing. He said, ‘Mistakes were made, but they were in no way made with a political or partisan motivation.’ Yeah, ‘Mistakes were made’ – try sayi... Read more

Nate Fight Lunnies

Thursday, May 23, 2013      3 comments

The IRS has now admitted that they targeted conservative groups for extra scrutiny. That’s why Mitt Romney wanted to be president so bad — to keep the IRS off his back. -Jay Leno Well, congratulations, President Barack Obama, Consp... Read more

Conflicting Proverbs

Wednesday, May 22, 2013      12 comments

Actions speak louder than words. The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap. He who hesitates is lost. Many hands make light work. Too many cooks spoil the broth. A silent man is a wise one. A man without wor... Read more

Fate Light Nunnies

Monday, May 20, 2013      6 comments

Former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is the guy who told his wife he was going for a hike and then went to Argentina to see his girlfriend. He was then exposed as an unethical, lying, cheating weasel. In a stunning comeback, he has been e... Read more

It's Time to Turn Your Computer Off and Read a Book When...

Monday, May 20, 2013      11 comments

- You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed. - You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom. - You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the ... Read more

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