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Conflicting Proverbs

Wednesday, May 22, 2013      12 comments

Actions speak louder than words. The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap. He who hesitates is lost. Many hands make light work. Too many cooks spoil the broth. A silent man is a wise one. A man without wor... Read more

Fate Light Nunnies

Monday, May 20, 2013      6 comments

Former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is the guy who told his wife he was going for a hike and then went to Argentina to see his girlfriend. He was then exposed as an unethical, lying, cheating weasel. In a stunning comeback, he has been e... Read more

It's Time to Turn Your Computer Off and Read a Book When...

Monday, May 20, 2013      11 comments

- You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed. - You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom. - You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the ... Read more

Only a Southerner

Monday, May 20, 2013      6 comments

- Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. - Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mes... Read more

LATE NIGHT FUNNIES

Friday, May 17, 2013      10 comments

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie revealed that he underwent a surgery that restricts the amount of food he can consume. As a result, 12 animals have been removed from the endangered species list. -Conan O'Brien Today President Obama an... Read more

Camping Tips

Thursday, May 16, 2013      7 comments

- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants. - A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks bet... Read more

Funny spelling bloopers

Thursday, May 16, 2013      2 comments

[Following are some very funny spelling bloopers caught in local newspapers, publications and various emails. See if you can catch the goofs.] 1. "...an autopsy to determine if the elderly man lost courteousness for medical reasons." (Trent... Read more

nite

Wednesday, May 15, 2013      4 comments

Some experts are saying that the 2016 Democratic presidential race could come down to Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. Biden is calling her a worthy opponent, while Hillary is calling him ‘practice’. -Jimmy Fallon According to a new report... Read more

Ltae Ntie Fnuneis

Monday, May 13, 2013      4 comments

A poll taken this week said that 44 percent of Republicans believe that armed rebellion may be necessary in the next few years to protect their liberties. You know what, I wish these screw-ups would start their armed rebellion. I just want to se... Read more

late funnies

Monday, May 13, 2013      10 comments

"A new study found that women think men holding a guitar are more attractive, even if they are not playing it. In a related story, guys with an accordion will die alone." -Jimmy Fallon "NASA is taking applications for people who want ... Read more

Being Helpful

Saturday, May 11, 2013      6 comments

A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the... Read more

Inetretsnig !

Saturday, May 11, 2013      10 comments

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed i... Read more

Late Nite Funneeeees

Friday, May 10, 2013      4 comments

Today former Pope Benedict is moving back into the Vatican. He is going to be mad when he sees that Pope Francis took down his Metallica posters. That’s right. Two Popes now under one roof. Can you believe that? Yeah, they’re just one-half Pope ... Read more

True or False

Thursday, May 09, 2013      7 comments

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs. 4. People do not get sick from co... Read more

What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)

Thursday, May 09, 2013      4 comments

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test). 2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability. (The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five min... Read more


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