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Late Nite Funneeeees
Friday, May 10, 2013      4 comments

Today former Pope Benedict is moving back into the Vatican. He is going to be mad when he sees that Pope Francis took down his Metallica posters. That’s right. Two Popes now under one roof. Can you believe that? Yeah, they’re just one-half Pope ... Read more
True or False
Thursday, May 09, 2013      7 comments

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs. 4. People do not get sick from co... Read more
What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)
Thursday, May 09, 2013      4 comments

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test). 2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability. (The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five min... Read more
Late Nightl Funnies
Wednesday, May 08, 2013      10 comments

"A woman in Florida crashed her car into a Target store. But in her defense, the store did have a giant target on it." -Jimmy Fallon "Health experts have named Mississippi the fattest state in the Union. The state bird of Mississippi... Read more
You Know You're in Texas When...
Wednesday, May 08, 2013      5 comments

- The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. - The trees are whistling for the dogs. - The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. - Hot water now comes out of both taps. - Yo... Read more
Requesting a three day pass
Tuesday, May 07, 2013      6 comments

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" ... Read more
Queen Size
Sunday, May 05, 2013      6 comments

A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased. He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size". He then turned to his grandmothe... Read more
YA, WHAT?????!!!
Saturday, May 04, 2013      5 comments

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Your Brain on FOX
Saturday, May 04, 2013      6 comments

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Drunks
Saturday, May 04, 2013      5 comments

Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly w... Read more
Late
Saturday, May 04, 2013      5 comments

Mitt Romney gave a commencement speech where he advised graduates to start a family before they turn 30. He also advised them to pay for it by inheriting millions of dollars. -Conan O'Brien An elementary school here in New York City has ... Read more
We all need to use our skill set to be activists
Friday, May 03, 2013      3 comments

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UH...Where are my glasses! Sam ting.
Friday, May 03, 2013      6 comments

A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and the husband could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!" The hus... Read more
Nite, Nite
Friday, May 03, 2013      3 comments

They had a big opening of the Bush Library down in Texas. All five living presidents were there. It was a once in a lifetime event – a library in Texas. -Bill Maher Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the ... Read more
Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Thursday, May 02, 2013      7 comments

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at ... Read more

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