Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.

    SUNSHINE65   74,695
60,000-79,999 SparkPoints
SUNSHINE65's Blog Entry Summary View

What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)

Thursday, May 09, 2013      4 comments

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test). 2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability. (The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five min... Read more

Late Nightl Funnies

Wednesday, May 08, 2013      10 comments

"A woman in Florida crashed her car into a Target store. But in her defense, the store did have a giant target on it." -Jimmy Fallon "Health experts have named Mississippi the fattest state in the Union. The state bird of Mississippi... Read more

You Know You're in Texas When...

Wednesday, May 08, 2013      5 comments

- The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. - The trees are whistling for the dogs. - The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. - Hot water now comes out of both taps. - Yo... Read more

Requesting a three day pass

Tuesday, May 07, 2013      6 comments

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" ... Read more

Queen Size

Sunday, May 05, 2013      6 comments

A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased. He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size". He then turned to his grandmothe... Read more

YA, WHAT?????!!!

Saturday, May 04, 2013      5 comments

... Read more

Your Brain on FOX

Saturday, May 04, 2013      6 comments

... Read more


Saturday, May 04, 2013      5 comments

Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly w... Read more


Saturday, May 04, 2013      5 comments

Mitt Romney gave a commencement speech where he advised graduates to start a family before they turn 30. He also advised them to pay for it by inheriting millions of dollars. -Conan O'Brien An elementary school here in New York City has ... Read more

We all need to use our skill set to be activists

Friday, May 03, 2013      3 comments
xpected-4?c=upw1 ... Read more

UH...Where are my glasses! Sam ting.

Friday, May 03, 2013      6 comments

A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and the husband could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!" The hus... Read more

Nite, Nite

Friday, May 03, 2013      3 comments

They had a big opening of the Bush Library down in Texas. All five living presidents were there. It was a once in a lifetime event a library in Texas. -Bill Maher Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the ... Read more

Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

Thursday, May 02, 2013      7 comments

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at ... Read more

The Female Dentist

Wednesday, May 01, 2013      3 comments

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says:" I ca... Read more


Tuesday, April 30, 2013      2 comments
than-the-frickin-pope-2?c=upw1 ... Read more

First Page  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 Last Page