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The Female Dentist
Wednesday, May 01, 2013      3 comments

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says:" I ca... Read more
Secrets
Tuesday, April 30, 2013      2 comments

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Later...Later...Later...
Monday, April 29, 2013      5 comments

"After being named the unhappiest and the fattest state in the country, West Virginia has now been named the most stressed-out state. Researchers aren't sure why, but they think it might have something to do with being called sad and fat." -Jimm... Read more
Late...Late....Late....
Monday, April 29, 2013      4 comments

(The Bush Presidential Library) is basically the Hard Rock Café of catastrophic policy decisions. -Jon Stewart The Bush Presidential Library is beautiful, and they have a huge section devoted to weapons of mass destruction, but nobody ca... Read more
What the Heck -- a Little More Late Night
Sunday, April 28, 2013      1 comments

I want Kim Jong-un to test a missile because it’s always a spectacular disaster. He’s the only Asian in the world that doesn’t test well. -Bill Maher These people are mental. Congressman Joe Barton of Texas used Noah’s Ark as evidence... Read more
Take a Little Late Nite and Call me in the Morning!
Sunday, April 28, 2013      1 comments

President Obama offered to wash senators' car if it would lead to an immigration bill. Senators then told Obama, 'If you're going to wash our cars, why do we need immigrants?' -Conan O'Brien It was revealed today that someone sent Presi... Read more
Take a little late night...
Sunday, April 28, 2013      7 comments

"NBC has canceled its reality dating show 'Ready for Love' after three episodes. Viewers complained the show was complicated and confusing ˜ marking the first time a dating show has been canceled for being exactly like dating." -Jimmy Fallon ... Read more
Historical Hystericals
Sunday, April 28, 2013      10 comments

What was King Arthur's favorite game? Knights and crosses! Where was the Declaration of Independance signed? At the bottom! Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court! ... Read more
Speeding
Sunday, April 28, 2013      4 comments

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked. The police officer poi... Read more
Late Nite
Tuesday, April 23, 2013      6 comments

"New York City is considering a law to ban people from wearing costumes in Times Square after a man dressed as the Cookie Monster shoved a little boy. In his defense, Cookie Monster said, 'Boy not give up cookie.'" -Jimmy Fallon *** "E... Read more
Liking my curves...
Monday, April 22, 2013      3 comments

I just saw a runner so skinny she needed suspenders for her spandex. Liking my curves today. ... Read more
Hope you read this priceless blog!
Monday, April 22, 2013      12 comments

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Did They Mean to Say That
Monday, April 22, 2013      3 comments

- On a New York loft building: "Wanted: Woman to sew buttons on the fourth floor." - In a New Hampshire medical building: "Martin Diabetes Professional Ass." - In the office of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your hom... Read more
Ta-Da!!!!
Saturday, April 20, 2013      2 comments

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Later NIghter
Friday, April 19, 2013      5 comments

North Korea is ruled by Kim Jong Un. Over the weekend, the premier of China told Kim Jong Un to chill out. Now, when the premier of China tells you to chill out, it’s like Mel Gibson saying, ‘Whoa, easy on the tequila’. Japan gave warnings too. ... Read more

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