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Mutitasker!
Thursday, April 18, 2013      1 comments

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Who broke down the walls of Jericho?
Wednesday, April 17, 2013      5 comments

Who broke down the walls of Jericho? The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, "Who broke down the walls of Jericho?" Little Johnny replies, "I dunno, but it wasn't me!" The supervisor, taken ab... Read more
Funnies...
Monday, April 15, 2013      8 comments

Top Ten Things Overheard at the Denny's Wedding 10. "I guess the Waffle House was booked" 9. "I said I wanted to get married at Disney" 8. "You think this is bad - they're having their honeymoon at Sleepy's" 7. "You may now exchange... Read more
Nite...
Saturday, April 13, 2013      5 comments

Right now there are two Kims in the news. There’s Kim Jong-Un, who’s the leader of North Korea, and then there’s Kim Kardaishian, the reality star who’s having a baby with Kanye West. It can be kind of tough to keep track of who’s who. Kim Karda... Read more
Late nite...
Thursday, April 11, 2013      6 comments

Former President George Bush has invited President Obama to the opening of his presidential library later this month. President Obama said he's looking forward to going through the library to see if there was anything else he could blame Bush fo... Read more
Computer Joke
Thursday, April 11, 2013      9 comments

New customer to Tech Support: "It says, hit any key and when I do that nothing happens." Tech Support:"Can you try again and tell me what happens?" Customer: "Tried but nothin." Tech Support: "What key did you hit?" After a m... Read more
Late Night Funnies
Thursday, April 11, 2013      5 comments

"Dunkin' Donuts is testing a new food item. A glazed donut/egg sandwich. If it tests well, it's going to be used in prisons as a form of lethal injection." -Jay Leno *** "Delta announced that it is shrinking the size of its bathrooms t... Read more
MORE IMPONDERABLES
Tuesday, April 09, 2013      4 comments

Why does “cleave” mean moth split apart and stick together? Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing”? Why does X stand for kiss and O stand for a hug? Why doesn’t “onomatopoeia” sound like what it is? Why are a wise man an... Read more
Evolve
Monday, April 08, 2013      4 comments

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IMPONDERABLES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Monday, April 08, 2013      6 comments

(for my fellow logophiles to ponder) Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can’t spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know? If you’ve read a book, you ca... Read more
Zero to 200
Monday, April 08, 2013      7 comments

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everythin... Read more
Just some laffs...
Saturday, April 06, 2013      3 comments

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help... Read more
Late Night Funnies
Friday, April 05, 2013      4 comments

Top Ten Things We Will Miss About Jay Leno 10. Whenever he used a "Headline" I sent in, I got a "Tonight Show" T-shirt 9. Now I'm the only guy in late night television who's not a Jimmy 8. He looks damn good in denim 7. Driving one o... Read more
Pig farmer dilemma
Wednesday, April 03, 2013      9 comments

There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone came to the farm and asked the farmer, "What do you use to feed your pigs?" "Well, I give them acorn, corn, vegetable scraps and things like that. Why?" "Because I am from the Anima... Read more
Quotes
Wednesday, April 03, 2013      2 comments

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson *** "I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." -Mitch Hedberg ... Read more

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