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Driven to Distraction

Thursday, March 14, 2013      6 comments

- Only in America can a pizza guy get to your door faster than an ambulance. - Why do slow-down and slow-up mean the same thing? - Why are wise man and wise guy opposites? - Why is it that when stuff goes on a truck it's called... Read more

Late Night Funnies

Wednesday, March 13, 2013      3 comments

Late Night Funny #1 A major snowstorm has hit the East Coast. In Washington, D.C., everything ground to a halt and then the snowstorm hit. -Conan O'Brien Late Night Funny #2 Due to budget cuts, all tours of the White House ha... Read more

It Doesn't Surprise Me That There is a...

Wednesday, March 13, 2013      10 comments

- Rudeville, New Jersey - Boring, Oregon - Hell, Michigan - Hooker, California - Virgin, Utah - Dulls Corner, Maryland - Bowlegs, Oklahoma - Volcano, Hawaii - Beersville, Pennsylvania - Fleatown, Ohio - Burnt Corn, Alabama ... Read more

LATE NITE FUNNIES...

Tuesday, March 12, 2013      3 comments

"A new study found that eating healthy adds $380 to your grocery bill every year. Or as Americans put it, 'Cool, I saved $380 this year!'" -Jimmy Fallon *** "Food addicts are the people I feel sorriest for because that's really hard. Y... Read more

LATE NIGHT FUNNIES

Tuesday, March 12, 2013      4 comments

"The federal government has a new plan that will let people send texts to 911. Yeah, it's a little frustrating when you try to text, 'Burglar! Please hurry!,' and it auto-corrects to, 'Burger, please. Hungry.'" -Jimmy Fallon *** "Last ... Read more

Mother bear kills cub and self to escape bile milking

Monday, March 11, 2013      7 comments

www.care2.com/causes/mot
her-bear-kills-cub-and-sel
f-to-escape-life-of-bile-m
ilking.html I am appalled at the inhumanity of man!... Read more

Too many visiting relatives?

Sunday, March 10, 2013      6 comments

A man solves the problem of too many visiting relatives. He borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back.... Read more

State Department Keystone XL Report Written By TransCanada Hiree

Sunday, March 10, 2013      3 comments

www.care2.com/causes/sta
te-department-keystone-xl-
report-written-by-transcan
ada-hiree.html Outrageous!... Read more

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Friday, March 08, 2013      5 comments

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spot... Read more

BEAR HUNTING...

Friday, March 08, 2013      2 comments

Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. His rifle jammed, so he dropped i... Read more

Late Night Funnies

Friday, March 08, 2013      10 comments

"Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting drunk off of alcohol. It's perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of alcohol but none of the fun." -Conan O'Brien *** "These days, teachers ha... Read more

Deep Thoughts about Pigs & Sheep

Wednesday, March 06, 2013      15 comments

- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes? - Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job? - If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock? - If we make sweate... Read more

EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS

Tuesday, March 05, 2013      11 comments

A government warning was recently issued that anyone traveling in icy or blizzard conditions should take: - Shovel, blankets or sleeping bag - Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves - 24 hours supply of food and drink - De-ic... Read more

LATE NIGHT FUNNIES

Tuesday, March 05, 2013      4 comments

"A farmer in Oregon was eaten by his pigs. The pigs ate the farmer. But in the overall race, humans are still way ahead." -Jay Leno *** "You know what Portland has lot of? Microbreweries. I think they are like regular breweries, but on... Read more

This was passed on to me in an email

Sunday, March 03, 2013      13 comments

I THINK SHE IS BIG TIME TICKED OFF! I don't think TICKED OFF really covers it!!!! Alan Simpson, Senator from Wyoming and co-chair of President Obama's deficit commission, calls senior citizens the "Greediest Generation" as he compared So... Read more


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