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Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web

Friday, March 01, 2013      7 comments

1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" and got a "Not Found 404" message? 3. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV. ... Read more

Health Professionals in Heaven

Friday, March 01, 2013      6 comments

Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them. "What did you used to do back on Earth?" he asked the first nurse. "Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?" She t... Read more

LATE NIGHT FUNNIES

Thursday, February 28, 2013      4 comments

Late Night Funny #1 The Pope, a couple of weeks ago, was fired. One day youíre the leader of the Catholic Church, and the next day youíre at Dennyís blowing on your soup. Hereís one of the odd things about being Pope. Youíre the Pope and yo... Read more

late night Funny

Wednesday, February 27, 2013      4 comments

Late Night Funny #4 Itís been reported that after the Pope retires heíll receive a relatively small pension. So donít be surprised to see an elderly German on the sidewalk with a sign that reads ĎWill Pope for food.í Conan O'Brien... Read more

At the risk of bring offensive...know that I totally respect your undying faith in God

Wednesday, February 27, 2013      2 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Top Ten Pope Benedict Achievements 10. Invented the vibrating desk 9. Designs new summer line of papal vestments 8. Announces Vatican's Two-For-One Lobster Tuesdays 7. Invents rechargeable pope hat 6. Depa... Read more

Migraine

Monday, February 25, 2013      7 comments

Our friends, James and Florence, attend choir practice Wednesday evenings, and often head for a restaurant afterwards with their fellow choir members. Florence soon noticed that every time she had a glass of wine, it was followed by a seve... Read more

Signs That You Are Cheap

Sunday, February 24, 2013      8 comments

1. You attend a weekly coupon club. 2. You've been driving on the spare tire for over three months. 3. Fast food is your idea of fine dining. 4. You spend more time counting change during a single week than you spend at church.... Read more

A Following Person

Sunday, February 24, 2013      3 comments

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office." "I wonder why," the teacher mused. "Because he's a following pe... Read more

More than one way of looking at it!

Sunday, February 24, 2013      8 comments

The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?" She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need... Read more

Late Night - you asked for them!

Saturday, February 23, 2013      3 comments

Late Night Funny #1 There's a photo from the Inauguration in which Former President Bill Clinton appears to be checking out Kelly Clarkson. Clinton said, 'That's not true, I was checking out Beyonce and Kelly Clarkson got in the way.' ... Read more

Potty (Mouth) Training

Thursday, February 21, 2013      9 comments

This morning, I placed my 2-year-old son, Eddie, in his high chair and put a plate of banana's covered in peanut butter on his tray. He looked up at me with his little pinkies extended, and clearly, as one might say, "Hi," or "Bye," he said, "Fu... Read more

They were soooooo stupid

Thursday, February 21, 2013      8 comments

..They took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. ..They sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ..They thought a quarterback was a refund. ..They tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ..They thought Boyz II Men was a day care center... Read more

Relieve stress

Wednesday, February 20, 2013      9 comments

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Calling in favors

Monday, February 18, 2013      11 comments

A lawyer phoned the governorís mansion shortly after midnight. ďI need to talk to the governor, itís an emergency!Ē exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governorís assistant agreed to wake him up. ďSo, what is it thatís so important th... Read more

Three-legged chicken

Monday, February 18, 2013      7 comments

Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he trie... Read more


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