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A cautionary tale for the clergy...

Sunday, February 03, 2013      13 comments

A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of... Read more

Acts 2:38

Saturday, February 02, 2013      4 comments

A woman went into her kitchen to find a burglar loaded down with a bunch of stuff he was stealing from her kitchen. Not having any kind of weapon to scare him off, she raised her hand and said "Acts 2:38," and proceeded to quote scripture. ... Read more

Send this on to your gay relatives and friends...

Saturday, February 02, 2013      8 comments

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura,... Read more

Perfect!!! Thanks, Ma!

Thursday, January 31, 2013      9 comments

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Funnies...late nite and other...

Thursday, January 31, 2013      5 comments

"A recent article says yoga-related injuries are on the rise. It's not surprising that yoga fans are upset with this article. After all, it's easy for them to get bent out of shape." -Craig Ferguson "A man named Peter Robbins, a 56-year-old... Read more

Teachers & Cops

Thursday, January 31, 2013      4 comments

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has start... Read more

The ultimate prank!

Thursday, January 31, 2013      6 comments

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Puns for folks with higher IQs...

Wednesday, January 30, 2013      15 comments

Those who jump off Paris bridges are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death... Read more

Feline Physics

Wednesday, January 30, 2013      7 comments

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is... Read more

Actual Answers From Students On Music Exams

Monday, January 28, 2013      10 comments

- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna. - Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines. - Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony. - All female parts were sung by castrat... Read more

Some late night funnies...

Monday, January 28, 2013      7 comments

Late Night Funny #1 I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. -Henny Youngman Late Night Funny #2 There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. -Erma... Read more

Mother-of-the-bride's Wedding Dress

Sunday, January 27, 2013      14 comments

A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. "Mom," she says, "I just found out that my fiance's mother has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding.... Read more

Things I have never been in...

Thursday, January 24, 2013      18 comments

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. T... Read more

A Woman's Life~

Wednesday, January 23, 2013      14 comments

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave E... Read more

What $2 Can Buy

Sunday, January 20, 2013      11 comments

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, ads, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?" "A box of Tampax," he replied without hesita... Read more


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