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Teachers & Cops

Thursday, January 31, 2013      4 comments

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has start... Read more

The ultimate prank!

Thursday, January 31, 2013      6 comments

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Puns for folks with higher IQs...

Wednesday, January 30, 2013      15 comments

Those who jump off Paris bridges are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death... Read more

Feline Physics

Wednesday, January 30, 2013      7 comments

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is... Read more

Actual Answers From Students On Music Exams

Monday, January 28, 2013      10 comments

- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna. - Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines. - Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony. - All female parts were sung by castrat... Read more

Some late night funnies...

Monday, January 28, 2013      7 comments

Late Night Funny #1 I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. -Henny Youngman Late Night Funny #2 There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. -Erma... Read more

Mother-of-the-bride's Wedding Dress

Sunday, January 27, 2013      14 comments

A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. "Mom," she says, "I just found out that my fiance's mother has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding.... Read more

Things I have never been in...

Thursday, January 24, 2013      18 comments

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. T... Read more

A Woman's Life~

Wednesday, January 23, 2013      14 comments

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave E... Read more

What $2 Can Buy

Sunday, January 20, 2013      11 comments

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, ads, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?" "A box of Tampax," he replied without hesita... Read more

You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When...

Saturday, January 19, 2013      8 comments

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ ... Read more

Counting Sheep

Friday, January 18, 2013      10 comments

Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town. Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her grandmother told her about counting sheep to fall asleep. The 8-year-old... Read more

Water in the Carburetor

Friday, January 18, 2013      8 comments

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carbureto... Read more

BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...

Wednesday, January 16, 2013      11 comments

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: ... Read more

Claude the Hypnotist

Monday, January 14, 2013      11 comments

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Clau... Read more


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