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Some late night funnies...
Monday, January 28, 2013      7 comments

Late Night Funny #1 I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. -Henny Youngman Late Night Funny #2 There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. -Erma... Read more
Mother-of-the-bride's Wedding Dress
Sunday, January 27, 2013      14 comments

A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. "Mom," she says, "I just found out that my fiance's mother has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding.... Read more
Things I have never been in...
Thursday, January 24, 2013      18 comments

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. T... Read more
A Woman's Life~
Wednesday, January 23, 2013      14 comments

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave E... Read more
What $2 Can Buy
Sunday, January 20, 2013      11 comments

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, ads, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?" "A box of Tampax," he replied without hesita... Read more
You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When...
Saturday, January 19, 2013      8 comments

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ ... Read more
Counting Sheep
Friday, January 18, 2013      10 comments

Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town. Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her grandmother told her about counting sheep to fall asleep. The 8-year-old... Read more
Water in the Carburetor
Friday, January 18, 2013      8 comments

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carbureto... Read more
BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...
Wednesday, January 16, 2013      11 comments

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: ... Read more
Claude the Hypnotist
Monday, January 14, 2013      11 comments

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Clau... Read more
Late Night Funny
Monday, January 14, 2013      3 comments

Now I see what's happening. (The 2nd Amendment advocates) paranoid fear of a possible dystopic future prevents us from adressing our actual dystopic present. We can't even begin to address the 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in reality, hap... Read more
Politician's Sandwich
Monday, January 14, 2013      8 comments

On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him. He was somewhat less pleased after he found out what was in it. "Mostly baloney,... Read more
An American in England
Sunday, January 13, 2013      8 comments

An American visiting in England asked at the hotel for the elevator. The portiere looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted. "You must mean the lift," he said. "No," the American responded. "If I ask for the el... Read more
Foreign Language
Sunday, January 13, 2013      4 comments

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a... Read more
If it's fair for them it's fair for you!
Friday, January 11, 2013      15 comments

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