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Late Night Funny

Monday, January 14, 2013      3 comments

Now I see what's happening. (The 2nd Amendment advocates) paranoid fear of a possible dystopic future prevents us from adressing our actual dystopic present. We can't even begin to address the 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in reality, hap... Read more

Politician's Sandwich

Monday, January 14, 2013      8 comments

On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him. He was somewhat less pleased after he found out what was in it. "Mostly baloney,... Read more

An American in England

Sunday, January 13, 2013      8 comments

An American visiting in England asked at the hotel for the elevator. The portiere looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted. "You must mean the lift," he said. "No," the American responded. "If I ask for the el... Read more

Foreign Language

Sunday, January 13, 2013      4 comments

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a... Read more

If it's fair for them it's fair for you!

Friday, January 11, 2013      15 comments

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Jury Duty...

Friday, January 11, 2013      10 comments

I have read thes several times before but they always tickle my funny bone! These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court rep... Read more

$1,000 Bet

Friday, January 11, 2013      4 comments

A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty... Read more

Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings

Thursday, January 10, 2013      10 comments

The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause yo... Read more

Saudi women can now drive...about time!

Thursday, January 10, 2013      10 comments

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Why do men die first?

Tuesday, January 08, 2013      7 comments

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know... If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.... Read more

Thoughts

Tuesday, January 08, 2013      2 comments

One of the first things you learn on your honeymoon is, when you're carrying your bride over the threshold, always go in sideways -- unless of course two broken ankles and a concussion turn you on. *** The government will be requiring... Read more

How many calories do YOU burn?

Monday, January 07, 2013      5 comments

After reading a member's blog, I went in search of a way to get a really good, accurate count of calories being burned doing certain exercises. I know Spark has them on here, but it's not as accurate as putting in your own height, weight, ... Read more

Nervous Flyer

Monday, January 07, 2013      8 comments

I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that my connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. Then, after we were aloft, I noticed the lights began flickering. I menti... Read more

My trip to the store

Sunday, January 06, 2013      16 comments

There was a bit of confusion at Fred Meyers this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just a... Read more

Oh oh!

Wednesday, January 02, 2013      13 comments

A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of... Read more


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