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Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University
Thursday, December 20, 2012      11 comments

1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a referred journal. 5. Some doubt He wrote it by Himself. 6. He may have created the world, but what has he done since? 7.... Read more
Are you an Engineer?
Thursday, December 20, 2012      5 comments

If these remind you of yourself, it's a good bet you are an engineer. - At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string. - In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue... Read more
At The Doctor's Office
Tuesday, December 18, 2012      12 comments

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed, then she ... Read more
Ormie the Pig
Monday, December 17, 2012      7 comments

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Saved from the gutter life...
Monday, December 17, 2012      5 comments

"Do you remember first meeting your wife?" "Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter agai... Read more
Outdoor man
Monday, December 17, 2012      4 comments

Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots -- outdoor gear of all kinds was piled high in the garage. One day I found my wife staring at the mess. "I hope I die first, so I don't have to get rid of all this," she sighed. "Look on the bright side," I ... Read more
Late Nite Funnies...
Monday, December 17, 2012      8 comments

Late Night Funny #1 According to a new poll, most Americans think Santa Claus is a Democrat which is really odd because when I think of a fat, old white man who hires unskilled labor, I think Republican. -Conan O'Brien Late Night... Read more
Great plan!
Monday, December 17, 2012      7 comments

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I didn't know that!
Sunday, December 16, 2012      8 comments

Why Specs Live Forever The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and the US railroads wer... Read more
Be very clear!
Sunday, December 16, 2012      6 comments

A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car. I told her to get into our se... Read more
A Woman's Random Thoughts
Tuesday, December 11, 2012      10 comments

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone,... Read more
Going On The Wagon
Monday, December 10, 2012      8 comments

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife that I had a drinking problem, and to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withd... Read more
Child Rearing FAQ
Sunday, December 09, 2012      7 comments

Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or ... Read more
Visiting The Big Apple
Saturday, December 08, 2012      4 comments

In '88 we had to go to The Big Apple for an exit interview after an overseas contract. Our way was paid: 6 days 5 nights, airfare. Only had to meetings and a Dr's appt on the schedule. Unfortunately DH fell into a pothole (do they decorate th... Read more
Live in NY?
Friday, December 07, 2012      12 comments

You Know You're From New York When... You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license. You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available. You take the train home and you know exactly... Read more

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