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We Have New Babies
Monday, December 03, 2012      13 comments

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously... Read more
MYREALANA told me to repost this...
Sunday, December 02, 2012      7 comments

"A man who calls her baby" I've been seeing this idea making the rounds on FB. "Every woman deserves a man who calls her baby, kisses her like he means it, holds her like he never wants to let her go, doesn't cheat or lie, wipes her t... Read more
Too bad we didn't do the green thing back then.
Sunday, December 02, 2012      7 comments

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing ba... Read more
Top Ten Signs You're Not One Of The Smartest People In The World
Saturday, December 01, 2012      4 comments

10. You keep wondering when they'll come out with a new flavor of Windex 9. Invested all of your money in wrestling magazines 8. Exonerated of double murder charges but convicted of stealing your sports memorabilia 7. You believe Mi... Read more
You Know You're Over The Hill When...
Friday, November 30, 2012      12 comments

1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music. 2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs. 3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life. 4. You tune into the easy l... Read more
Political Quotes
Wednesday, November 28, 2012      6 comments

I wonder at the IQs of these politicos... "I resent your insinuendoes." "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same." "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." "I support... Read more
At the Theater...
Tuesday, November 27, 2012      11 comments

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Late Night Funny #3
Monday, November 26, 2012      11 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Last night we had a rough audience, very unpleasant. And then halfway through the show they voted to secede. -David Letterman Late Night Funny #2 Colorado and Washington just legalized marijuana. If Hostess ca... Read more
Why do Republicans hate Obama?
Sunday, November 25, 2012      9 comments

Republicans hate President Obama because they think he is Muslim... But they believe only what they hear on FOX News. FOX News' second largest owner is Saudi Arabian Prince Walid bin Talal. The Prince funds radical madrassas all over the ... Read more
A River...
Sunday, November 25, 2012      7 comments

In Washington State, a little north of Seattle, is a river called the Stillaguamish, but it wasn't always called that. It was originally named "Aguamish" after a local Indian tribe. When Lewis & Clark finally made their way to the west coa... Read more
Bubba and Billy Bob
Sunday, November 25, 2012      9 comments

While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Billy Bo... Read more
Seventeenth Chapter
Saturday, November 24, 2012      6 comments

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark." The... Read more
If you ever wondered... It's not called FOX for nothing.... Cute sheep's clothing...
Friday, November 23, 2012      6 comments
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6 Reasons the Fiscal Cliff is a Scam
Friday, November 23, 2012      1 comments
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Bird Calls
Friday, November 23, 2012      8 comments

One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he'd give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again. The next night the same scenario occurred. All Summer, the man and his fe... Read more

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