"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
"There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast." -Anony... Read more
"A recent study has found that more senior citizens than ever are entering college. College faculty says that the seniors are like any other students...except they take Jell-O shots just for the Jell-O." --Conan O'Brien
"I want to... Read more
The following were some comments made in the year 1957:
(1) "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, its going to be impossible to buy a weeks groceries for $20.00."
(2) "Have you seen th... Read more
You Know You're A Cat Person When...
...you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox."
...you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
...you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
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I just researched why dogs bark and the two main reason are BOREDOM and FEAR. There's are ways of dealing with both of them, and people whose dogs bark need to learn these. I've never had a dog so I did not know this. But I do enjoy that Engl... Read more
The dogs next door get a little noisy, so one day somebody called animal control to complain. When the officers arrived, I heard my neighbor tell them, "Hey, dogs bark. It's human nature."... Read more
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would buy her another place. The wi... Read more
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.
Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the... Read more
Back ten centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Muslims had to leave Jerusalem. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Muslim community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Muslim community. If... Read more