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SUNSHINE65
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Dumb Instructions
Friday, October 22, 2010      2 comments

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts. "Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing. "Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shippin... Read more
The Top Ten Differences Between Cats & Dogs:
Tuesday, October 19, 2010      2 comments

10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready. 9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life. 8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is ... Read more
Funny Signs
Monday, October 18, 2010      3 comments

At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container." In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager." On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers wi... Read more
Motivational Fitness Video (video blog)
Saturday, October 16, 2010      4 comments

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Forbidden fruits create many jams
Friday, October 15, 2010      3 comments

Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers. ... Read more
SENIOR PARALYSIS
Wednesday, October 13, 2010      5 comments

When I bought my Blackberry I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 Employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitte... Read more
...THOUGHTS
Sunday, October 10, 2010      4 comments

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?'  She hit me. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pa... Read more
I don't know why this tickles me so...
Sunday, October 03, 2010      6 comments

A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder ... Read more
Forgot the bait
Friday, October 01, 2010      1 comments

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm... Read more
The Techno Age
Monday, September 27, 2010      5 comments

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How do you decide who to marry?
Monday, September 27, 2010      8 comments

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. age 10 What is the right age to get married? Twenty-three is the best ag... Read more
Benefits of laughter
Saturday, September 25, 2010      2 comments

You may wonder why I always blog funny stuff. Well, there are a lot of positive results from laughter, so my mission is to foster those results in people's lives. (e.g. I wear bright clothes on gray days!) Here's some stuff about laughing tha... Read more
Kids' Wise Words ~ some are old but there's a few new ones
Saturday, September 25, 2010      3 comments

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14 4. Stay away fro... Read more
Sealane right-of-way
Thursday, September 23, 2010      2 comments

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.” The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.” Angry, the captain... Read more
Six Truths in Life
Saturday, September 18, 2010      6 comments

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. ... Read more

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