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The older we get....

Tuesday, November 02, 2010      8 comments

ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I r... Read more

ABCs

Monday, November 01, 2010      3 comments

While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a boy perched on a rock, I realized why his words had made no sense: He was re... Read more

Temperature

Wednesday, October 27, 2010      1 comments

A CEO-type was in the hospital, being treated for a minor deal. For a week he'd made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating all the staff, shouting orders and demanding attention, complaining about the food, the bed, the temperature, the wea... Read more

The Fitness Journal

Wednesday, October 27, 2010      1 comments

MONDAY: Didn't work out because it was too cold in the morning and too creepy at night. TUESDAY:Didn't work out because it seemed pointless to exercise until I stocked up on healthy groceries... WEDNESDAY:Didn't work out because I had to wat... Read more

The dreaded plateau

Tuesday, October 26, 2010      6 comments

"I work out and work out and ...... nothing!" "You've hit the fitness plateau." "I'm trying as hard as ever!" "Your body is bored. A bored body quits responding. To rekindle metabolism you have to SURPRISE your body! Show it some new mo... Read more

My Body is a Temple???

Monday, October 25, 2010      1 comments

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Dumb Instructions

Friday, October 22, 2010      2 comments

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts. "Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing. "Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shippin... Read more

The Top Ten Differences Between Cats & Dogs:

Tuesday, October 19, 2010      2 comments

10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready. 9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life. 8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is ... Read more

Funny Signs

Monday, October 18, 2010      3 comments

At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container." In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager." On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers wi... Read more

Motivational Fitness Video (video blog)

Saturday, October 16, 2010      4 comments

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Forbidden fruits create many jams

Friday, October 15, 2010      3 comments

Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers. ... Read more

SENIOR PARALYSIS

Wednesday, October 13, 2010      5 comments

When I bought my Blackberry I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 Employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitte... Read more

...THOUGHTS

Sunday, October 10, 2010      4 comments

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?'  She hit me. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pa... Read more

I don't know why this tickles me so...

Sunday, October 03, 2010      6 comments

A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder ... Read more

Forgot the bait

Friday, October 01, 2010      1 comments

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm... Read more


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