A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I ... Read more
If you can watch Big Ed's show on MSNBC Friday, 8 ET. Romney owns 51% of this company in Freeport, Illinois, that is shipping to China to make ever BIGGER profits for Bain Capital and Romney himself. This killing of a town and company is going... Read more
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity." ~ Frank Leahy
"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left." ~ Oscar Levant
"It is only possible ... Read more
A guy was hitch-hiking on a very dark and stormy night. The night was getting on and no cars went by. Suddenly he saw a car roll slowly toward him and stop.
Without thinking about it, the guy jumped into the back seat and closed the ... Read more