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SUNSHINE65's Blogs

Sunday, August 05, 2012      10 comments

Oldie but goodie... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why ... Read more
Saturday, August 04, 2012      11 comments

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Conditions Improve in Hell
Saturday, August 04, 2012      9 comments

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer ˜ you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfie... Read more
Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep
Saturday, August 04, 2012      3 comments

Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes? Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job? If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock? If we make sweaters out o... Read more
Unscheduled Outage
Saturday, August 04, 2012      2 comments

It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician waits for power to return. And waits. And waits. "Late evening sees... Read more
Saturday, August 04, 2012      12 comments

TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE! A bar called Drummond's (in Mt Vernon, Texas) began construction on an expansion of their building, hoping to "grow" their business. In response, the local Southern Baptist Churc... Read more
Army officer training school
Friday, August 03, 2012      4 comments

In this particular branch of the Army's officer training school, the instructor was returning a test. The students identified their work by the last four digits of their Social Security number. In the early hours of a morning, the instruct... Read more
Thursday, August 02, 2012      10 comments

IT'S SO HOT in Texas.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. .....the trees are whistling for the dogs. .....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance water comes from b... Read more
Dubious Bank Account Practices!
Tuesday, July 31, 2012      9 comments

My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, "Guess I'll use plastic." Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook and said: "I'm using rubber."... Read more
Tuesday, July 31, 2012      8 comments

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Romney's England Gaffe
Monday, July 30, 2012      12 comments

COULDN'T RESIST ADDING THIS ONE! Romney – a.k.a. America’s crown prince of running for president, really grabbed England by the crumpets when he said he found London’s preparations for the games 'disconcerting.' That is the same classic Rom... Read more
Founding Fathers
Monday, July 30, 2012      11 comments

The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1776, working on the constitution. It had been a long day. Father1: Whew! It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it? Father2: Shall I open the window? Father1: No, t... Read more
Fried Chicken
Saturday, July 28, 2012      11 comments

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My... Read more
Mitt's New Strategy!
Saturday, July 28, 2012      13 comments
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Saturday, July 28, 2012      3 comments

I was helping a buddy of mine, who was an orthopedic surgeon, move to his new office, and using my car to help transport some of his office equipment. I had decided to position his somewhat fragile display skeleton strapped into the back s... Read more

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