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Unscheduled Outage

Saturday, August 04, 2012      2 comments

It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician waits for power to return. And waits. And waits. "Late evening sees... Read more

LOCAL CHURCH SUED OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!

Saturday, August 04, 2012      12 comments

TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE! A bar called Drummond's (in Mt Vernon, Texas) began construction on an expansion of their building, hoping to "grow" their business. In response, the local Southern Baptist Churc... Read more

Army officer training school

Friday, August 03, 2012      4 comments

In this particular branch of the Army's officer training school, the instructor was returning a test. The students identified their work by the last four digits of their Social Security number. In the early hours of a morning, the instruct... Read more

IT'S SO HOT...

Thursday, August 02, 2012      10 comments

IT'S SO HOT in Texas.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. .....the trees are whistling for the dogs. .....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance .....hot water comes from b... Read more

Dubious Bank Account Practices!

Tuesday, July 31, 2012      9 comments

My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, "Guess I'll use plastic." Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook and said: "I'm using rubber."... Read more

JOIN ME IN SPREADING THE TRUTH!!!!!

Tuesday, July 31, 2012      8 comments

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Romney's England Gaffe

Monday, July 30, 2012      12 comments

COULDN'T RESIST ADDING THIS ONE! Romney – a.k.a. America’s crown prince of running for president, really grabbed England by the crumpets when he said he found London’s preparations for the games 'disconcerting.' That is the same classic Rom... Read more

Founding Fathers

Monday, July 30, 2012      11 comments

The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1776, working on the constitution. It had been a long day. Father1: Whew! It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it? Father2: Shall I open the window? Father1: No, t... Read more

Fried Chicken

Saturday, July 28, 2012      11 comments

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My... Read more

Mitt's New Strategy!

Saturday, July 28, 2012      13 comments

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g-out-of-touch-internation
ally-rather-than-just ... Read more

Skeleton

Saturday, July 28, 2012      3 comments

I was helping a buddy of mine, who was an orthopedic surgeon, move to his new office, and using my car to help transport some of his office equipment. I had decided to position his somewhat fragile display skeleton strapped into the back s... Read more

Skeleton

Saturday, July 28, 2012      2 comments

I was helping a buddy of mine, who was an orthopedic surgeon, move to his new office, and using my car to help transport some of his office equipment. I had decided to position his somewhat fragile display skeleton strapped into the back s... Read more

Glad I don't have a "smart" phone!

Friday, July 27, 2012      9 comments

FUNNIEST PHONE CORRECTS.... www.huffingtonpost.com/2
012/07/26/15-funniest-auto
corrects-of-the-month_n_17
05562.html#slide=more240626 ROTFLMAO!... Read more

Albert Einstein

Thursday, July 26, 2012      8 comments

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chau... Read more

Oops!

Thursday, July 26, 2012      9 comments

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer." the man began, "I can explain,". "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chie... Read more


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