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Saturday, June 30, 2012      2 comments

Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus. A man collided with a cow and completed the requested form as follows: ... Read more

St. Peter's Book

Saturday, June 30, 2012      5 comments

A man arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see... Read more

Leave your shoes at the door

Wednesday, June 27, 2012      8 comments

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay I looked from his muddy boots... Read more

DMV hi lites

Wednesday, June 27, 2012      6 comments

It was just another day at the DMV. I had taken a woman out on her driving test when a police cruiser came up behind us--sirens wailing, lights flashing. "Was I speeding?" she asked the officer, after both cars pulled over. "No," sai... Read more

Jets Fan

Wednesday, June 27, 2012      2 comments

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms. The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. ... Read more

Success

Wednesday, June 27, 2012      3 comments

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the... Read more

Modern Technology

Tuesday, June 26, 2012      4 comments

I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using ... Read more

If Only You Had Looked

Tuesday, June 26, 2012      5 comments

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" ... Read more

Grandpa, What's it like to be old?

Monday, June 25, 2012      6 comments

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Political Quotes

Sunday, June 24, 2012      4 comments

"I resent your insinuendoes." "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same." "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." "I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congr... Read more

Funny News Headlines

Sunday, June 24, 2012      3 comments

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Air Head Fired Steals Clock, Faces Time Prosecutor Releases Probe into Und... Read more

Memory Tricks

Saturday, June 23, 2012      3 comments

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: vi... Read more

He needed a wife

Saturday, June 23, 2012      4 comments

Joe was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sick father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening a... Read more

No Bathing Suits Allowe3d

Thursday, June 21, 2012      9 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=
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First Joke!

Wednesday, June 20, 2012      8 comments

In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton and yelled to a co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?" Without a moment's hesitation the other cashier replied, "One." Read more


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