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GI Insurance

Sunday, May 20, 2012      4 comments

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance... Read more

New Navy chaplain

Thursday, May 17, 2012      1 comments

My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral service as a Navy chaplain, but the undertaker assured him that he would prompt him. All went well until, at the close, the undertaker whispered to him to instruct the family to come up and... Read more

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

Thursday, May 17, 2012      7 comments

- Save the whales. Collect the whole set. - A day without sunshine is like...night. - On the other hand, you have different fingers - 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. - 99 percent of lawyers give th... Read more

How to Drink and Drive Successfully

Thursday, May 17, 2012      7 comments

Bubba and Billy were driving down the road while drinking beer when they spotted a roadblock ahead. "We're gonna get busted," whimpered Billy. "Don't worry," said Bubba. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, then peel off the la... Read more

Senior Love.......

Wednesday, May 16, 2012      7 comments

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my ... Read more

12 laughs a day just to maintain

Tuesday, May 15, 2012      4 comments

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A bad cup of coffee

Tuesday, May 15, 2012      8 comments

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a... Read more

Answers given by 2nd grade school children about mothers:

Monday, May 14, 2012      15 comments

Why did God make mothers? 1.  She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2.  Mostly to clean the house. 3.  To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1.  He used dirt, jus... Read more

No Internet!

Monday, May 14, 2012      1 comments

Been out of WiFi range for three days! I missed you all, and I hope you missed my belly laughs! Am catching up slowly. Did enjoy getting to the ocean and renewing by watching the waves wash in and in. Lovely sunsets.... Read more

We Have New Babies

Friday, May 11, 2012      8 comments

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously... Read more

Writers' Conference

Thursday, May 10, 2012      3 comments

'Writing: For the Sell of It' was the theme of our community college's annual writers' conference. When I called a widely published author and asked him to be our keynote speaker, my request was met with a long silence. He finally said, "I don't... Read more

My Dog Can't Swim...

Tuesday, May 08, 2012      6 comments

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A dollar a bucket

Tuesday, May 08, 2012      5 comments

A New York retail clerk was suffering from aching feet. "It's all those years of standing," his doctor declared. "You need a vacation. Go to Miami, soak your feet in the ocean and you'll feel better." When the man got to Florida, he went in... Read more

Shame on you!

Tuesday, May 08, 2012      7 comments

My 7-year-old daughter came home from school one day, held up her middle finger, and asked me what it meant. I was so shocked that I could say only, "Shame on you," followed by, "If anyone does that to you, just say, "Shame on you" to that perso... Read more

Animal Truisms

Tuesday, May 08, 2012      5 comments

- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? - If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them. - In order to keep a true perspective of ... Read more


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