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Car Keys

Wednesday, May 23, 2012      9 comments

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have le... Read more

Prescription....

Monday, May 21, 2012      6 comments

An older man strode in to his doctor's office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith." "Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since wh... Read more

More Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

Sunday, May 20, 2012      4 comments

- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. - Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. - A clear conscience is usuall... Read more

Blonde Riding a Horse

Sunday, May 20, 2012      6 comments

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the ... Read more

GI Insurance

Sunday, May 20, 2012      4 comments

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance... Read more

New Navy chaplain

Thursday, May 17, 2012      1 comments

My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral service as a Navy chaplain, but the undertaker assured him that he would prompt him. All went well until, at the close, the undertaker whispered to him to instruct the family to come up and... Read more

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

Thursday, May 17, 2012      7 comments

- Save the whales. Collect the whole set. - A day without sunshine is like...night. - On the other hand, you have different fingers - 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. - 99 percent of lawyers give th... Read more

How to Drink and Drive Successfully

Thursday, May 17, 2012      7 comments

Bubba and Billy were driving down the road while drinking beer when they spotted a roadblock ahead. "We're gonna get busted," whimpered Billy. "Don't worry," said Bubba. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, then peel off the la... Read more

Senior Love.......

Wednesday, May 16, 2012      7 comments

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my ... Read more

12 laughs a day just to maintain

Tuesday, May 15, 2012      4 comments

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A bad cup of coffee

Tuesday, May 15, 2012      8 comments

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a... Read more

Answers given by 2nd grade school children about mothers:

Monday, May 14, 2012      15 comments

Why did God make mothers? 1.  She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2.  Mostly to clean the house. 3.  To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1.  He used dirt, jus... Read more

No Internet!

Monday, May 14, 2012      1 comments

Been out of WiFi range for three days! I missed you all, and I hope you missed my belly laughs! Am catching up slowly. Did enjoy getting to the ocean and renewing by watching the waves wash in and in. Lovely sunsets.... Read more

We Have New Babies

Friday, May 11, 2012      8 comments

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously... Read more

Writers' Conference

Thursday, May 10, 2012      3 comments

'Writing: For the Sell of It' was the theme of our community college's annual writers' conference. When I called a widely published author and asked him to be our keynote speaker, my request was met with a long silence. He finally said, "I don't... Read more


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