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PRICELESS TREASURES
Wednesday, April 04, 2012      1 comments

An anthropologist shows off his priceless trove of treasure to his saintly grandmother. "What's that?" she asks, pointing to an oddly shaped item. "Uh..." stammers the anthropologist, "it's a phallic symbol." "Oh," says his grandmothe... Read more
In Uniform
Tuesday, April 03, 2012      5 comments

My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and dressed in olive drab fatigues, he stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things. While in line at the check out counter, he noticed a little bo... Read more
There will be no nursing home in my future........
Tuesday, April 03, 2012      5 comments

When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day.... Read more
Fresh Morning Sausage
Saturday, March 31, 2012      2 comments

Amazing how many people donít really know how things really are! Here you can get your fresh morning sausage. Instant Sausage....hysterical www.youtube.com/v/oUoCZO
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Jokes to tell when you go to a baby shower
Saturday, March 31, 2012      2 comments

Q: How long is the average woman in labor? A: Whatever she says divided by two. Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called a... Read more
When Insults Had Class
Tuesday, March 27, 2012      11 comments

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea." He said, "If you were my wife,... Read more
More New Old Sayings
Tuesday, March 27, 2012      3 comments

- Don't byte off more than you can view. - Fax is stranger than fiction. - What boots up must come down. - Windows will never cease. - In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal). - Virtual reality is its own reward... Read more
New Old Sayings
Tuesday, March 27, 2012      2 comments

- Anywhere you hang your @ is home. - The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail. - A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. - You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. - Great groups from little i... Read more
Perceptions
Sunday, March 25, 2012      5 comments

60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats. Chicago people sunbathe. 50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Chicago people plant gardens. 40 above - Italian cars won't start. Chicago people drive ... Read more
One Wish
Sunday, March 25, 2012      5 comments

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes. The Genie said, ... Read more
This ought to make you laugh if nothing does!
Saturday, March 24, 2012      4 comments

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Kitten and Pitbull...love/hate relationship!
Saturday, March 24, 2012      1 comments

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Studies show you need 12 laughs a day to stay healthy...
Thursday, March 22, 2012      3 comments

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Warning - Please read .
Thursday, March 22, 2012      11 comments

You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. ... Read more
Borrowed the Car
Tuesday, March 20, 2012      2 comments

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene o... Read more

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