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Fresh Morning Sausage

Saturday, March 31, 2012      2 comments

Amazing how many people donít really know how things really are! Here you can get your fresh morning sausage. Instant Sausage....hysterical www.youtube.com/v/oUoCZO
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Jokes to tell when you go to a baby shower

Saturday, March 31, 2012      2 comments

Q: How long is the average woman in labor? A: Whatever she says divided by two. Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called a... Read more

When Insults Had Class

Tuesday, March 27, 2012      11 comments

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea." He said, "If you were my wife,... Read more

More New Old Sayings

Tuesday, March 27, 2012      3 comments

- Don't byte off more than you can view. - Fax is stranger than fiction. - What boots up must come down. - Windows will never cease. - In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal). - Virtual reality is its own reward... Read more

New Old Sayings

Tuesday, March 27, 2012      2 comments

- Anywhere you hang your @ is home. - The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail. - A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. - You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. - Great groups from little i... Read more

Perceptions

Sunday, March 25, 2012      5 comments

60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats. Chicago people sunbathe. 50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Chicago people plant gardens. 40 above - Italian cars won't start. Chicago people drive ... Read more

One Wish

Sunday, March 25, 2012      5 comments

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes. The Genie said, ... Read more

This ought to make you laugh if nothing does!

Saturday, March 24, 2012      4 comments

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Kitten and Pitbull...love/hate relationship!

Saturday, March 24, 2012      1 comments

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Studies show you need 12 laughs a day to stay healthy...

Thursday, March 22, 2012      3 comments

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Warning - Please read .

Thursday, March 22, 2012      11 comments

You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. ... Read more

Borrowed the Car

Tuesday, March 20, 2012      2 comments

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene o... Read more

Business first

Monday, March 19, 2012      1 comments

My son, Scott, an insurance broker in Florida, loves ocean fishing and takes his cell phone along on the boat. One morning we were drifting about ten miles offshore as Scott discussed business on the phone. Suddenly his rod bent double, an... Read more

I Can Drive a Stick

Monday, March 19, 2012      6 comments

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Gotta Love The Irish

Saturday, March 17, 2012      6 comments

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.†† Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me.†† If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the re... Read more


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