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Doctor Ho Chi Minh Fernandez Gomez!

Friday, March 16, 2012      5 comments

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it li... Read more

We actually have come an incredible distance in 3 years!

Thursday, March 15, 2012      6 comments

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Classified Goof-Ups

Thursday, March 15, 2012      10 comments

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Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. 

 Dog for sale: eats anything and is ... Read more

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...

Wednesday, March 14, 2012      8 comments

*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you 

*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked 

*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth 

*You sleep with your eyes open 

*You have to... Read more

Or a bartender...

Tuesday, March 13, 2012      5 comments

Jay went to a psychiatrist. “Doc, he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I get under the bed; I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, under top. I’m going crazy!” “Just put yo... Read more

12-step Jargon

Monday, March 12, 2012      2 comments

Twelve-step jargon has seeped into the language. I was trying to get my son to do his homework. "What's the assignment?" I asked. "Write a paper on a national leader," he answered. I pressed, "And what's the first step?" "Admittin... Read more

You're so dumb...

Saturday, March 10, 2012      6 comments

- Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. - Still boots to DOS. - Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring. - Still traumatized from the forest fire in "Bambi". - Stuck on the down escalator... Read more

Dating Game?

Saturday, March 10, 2012      4 comments

A male frog goes to a psychic. The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says the ps... Read more

Definition of a Million

Wednesday, March 07, 2012      7 comments

A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God responded, "Yes?" And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?" "Go right ahead," God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "a million years to me is... Read more

The battle of the dads

Wednesday, March 07, 2012      2 comments

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.' The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a ... Read more

Inner Wisdom Revealed

Monday, March 05, 2012      4 comments

1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath. 2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. 3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except th... Read more

Interview at the RR

Saturday, March 03, 2012      6 comments

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?" "Yes", the boy replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one... Read more

For the ladies/girls only! (Men go ahead !!!)

Saturday, March 03, 2012      3 comments

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Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy:

Saturday, March 03, 2012      8 comments

1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the p... Read more

Inventions Bound to Fail

Friday, March 02, 2012      9 comments

*The water-proof towel *Glow in the dark sunglasses *Solar powered flashlights *Submarine screen doors *A book on how to read *Inflatable dart boards *A dictionary index *Dehydrated water - Just add wate... Read more


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