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THE REALISM ACTOR

Saturday, February 25, 2012      2 comments

A man went into the pet shop, "I am playing Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic societies version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder," he said. "I don't have any parrots at the moment, but you wouldn't wan... Read more

USEFUL WORK PHRASES

Saturday, February 25, 2012      4 comments

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 4. An... Read more

Cook's Helper

Saturday, February 25, 2012      0 comments

If it's too small to read, click this link: www.arcamax.com/thefunni
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The Family Maid

Tuesday, February 21, 2012      5 comments

A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. A likely-looking girl came in from the country, and they hired her. 

 She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat.... Read more

Allee Oop!

Tuesday, February 21, 2012      6 comments

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' r... Read more

You Are What You Eat

Monday, February 20, 2012      5 comments

Two friends went out to dinner. They were reading through the menu when one friend remarked to the other that scientist say we are what we eat. The other friend replied, "I don't know if that's true, but let's err on the side of caut... Read more

Mixed metaphors

Sunday, February 19, 2012      2 comments

English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch mixed metaphors. The "friends and survivors" of Calvin College English department collected this list of mixed metaphors a... Read more

Mary Lou

Saturday, February 18, 2012      3 comments

Lisa came up behind her husband while he was drinking his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "Ow!" Larry exclaimed. "What was that for?" "I found a piece of paper in your pants with the name 'Mary Lou' written on... Read more

SHOTGUN

Saturday, February 18, 2012      2 comments

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him... Read more

Substitute Organist

Friday, February 17, 2012      3 comments

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist w... Read more

Amish Humor

Friday, February 17, 2012      8 comments

While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on o... Read more

Good Night, Good Bye

Thursday, February 16, 2012      7 comments

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa." The father said, "Why did you say good-b... Read more

Little League Conference

Wednesday, February 15, 2012      3 comments

Coach Jones called the young lad in from center field during a Little League game for a conference. "See here Larry," said the coach, "you know the principles of good sportsmanship that the Little League practices. You also know we don't t... Read more

Happy as a Clam

Wednesday, February 15, 2012      3 comments

Then there is researcher Peter Fong, who has given new meaning to the expression "happy as a clam." The Gettysburg College biologist stumbled onto the fact that molluscs reproduce at 10 times their normal rate if Prozac is dumped in the water. ... Read more

PMS and Lightbulbs

Monday, February 13, 2012      9 comments

Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They wo... Read more


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