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Ways to Confuse Santa

Saturday, December 24, 2011      7 comments

Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. Leave him a note, explaining that ... Read more

You Better Watch Out...

Friday, December 23, 2011      7 comments

As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can't do that," argued my four-year-old. "Don't w... Read more

Be specific.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011      4 comments

A ten year old daughter asked her mother what a colon was and she explained that it was a part of the body that food goes through before being eliminated. Then the girl asked her what a semicolon was and the mother told her that it was a colon t... Read more

Hotel Security

Tuesday, December 20, 2011      4 comments

A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security. The first night we placed a chair against the door and stacked our luggage on it. To com... Read more

A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011      8 comments

A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: "Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train." Sometime later he g... Read more

14 POUNDS DOWN IN 5 WEEKS

Sunday, December 11, 2011      11 comments

WOW! WOW! WOW! 5 weeks into my program and I am 14 pounds down!!! Better than I thought!!! ... Read more

Inventions Bound to Fail

Sunday, December 11, 2011      5 comments

*The water-proof towel *Glow in the dark sunglasses *Solar powered flashlights *Submarine screen doors *A book on how to read *Inflatable dart boards *A dictionary index *Dehydrated water - Just add wate... Read more

Who do I ask?

Friday, December 09, 2011      4 comments

Who Do I ask? "That doesn't seem like grounds for a removal? Did you ask them why?"... Read more

The blog removed

Thursday, December 08, 2011      5 comments

The blog removed was the one about Moses as a baby parting the water in his bath.... Read more

Violation!

Tuesday, December 06, 2011      5 comments

The weirdest thing! Someone removed one of my blogs and all the comments! Why would they do that? And who are they that are the censors? If this happens again, I will quit SparkPeople because I will no longer feel safe! ... Read more

OMG

Tuesday, December 06, 2011      7 comments

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MACY'S BALLOONS

Sunday, December 04, 2011      2 comments

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Got Your Back

Thursday, December 01, 2011      6 comments

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GLOW WORM

Wednesday, November 30, 2011      6 comments

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Dear Santa...

Wednesday, November 30, 2011      10 comments

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