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Got Your Back
Thursday, December 01, 2011      6 comments

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GLOW WORM
Wednesday, November 30, 2011      6 comments

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Dear Santa...
Wednesday, November 30, 2011      10 comments

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So what did you do all day?
Sunday, November 27, 2011      6 comments

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.'s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard. The door to his wife‚s car... Read more
Little Johnny's Aching Side
Saturday, November 26, 2011      2 comments

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him l... Read more
Fishing
Thursday, November 24, 2011      5 comments

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the game w... Read more
Things To Do In An Elevator
Sunday, November 20, 2011      6 comments

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Call the Psychic Hotline from your... Read more
There's a lot to be said about marital bliss...
Monday, November 14, 2011      7 comments

A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training, and testing before candidates are even considered for the positio... Read more
Laugh with Mrs Hughes
Sunday, November 13, 2011      0 comments

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No confusion here...
Thursday, November 03, 2011      7 comments

On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father pointing out a well-known building to his son. "You see that triangular-shaped octagon over there? That's the Pentagon."... Read more
Halloween costume
Tuesday, November 01, 2011      6 comments

I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform. "I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?" I asked. The waitress responded prou... Read more
Try the Halloween Card Again
Sunday, October 30, 2011      2 comments

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Dangerous Dihydrogen Monoxide
Wednesday, October 26, 2011      4 comments

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged expos... Read more
Oxymorons
Sunday, October 16, 2011      6 comments

- Extinct Life - Plastic glasses - Terribly pleased - Computer security - Political science - Tight slacks - Definite maybe - Pretty ugly - Rap music - Working vacation - Religious tolerance - Microsoft Works - Alone toge... Read more
How to Handle Teens
Friday, October 14, 2011      11 comments

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of you... Read more

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