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Open Her Up!
Sunday, August 14, 2011      3 comments

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw f... Read more
Riots in the UK
Thursday, August 11, 2011      1 comments

Did you hear Jay Leno say: "Big riots in the United Kingdom. You can tell it's England because they're rioting on the other side of the street." Not a laughing matter...but just a small chuckle...... Read more
An Accident Report
Wednesday, August 10, 2011      7 comments

I am writing in response to your request for “additional information.” In block number 30 of the accident report form, I put “poor planning” as the cause for my accident. You said in your last letter that I should explain more fully. I trust tha... Read more
Bubba's striptease
Sunday, July 31, 2011      8 comments

Cletus is passing by Bubba's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Bubba doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old orange Kubota tractor. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off f... Read more
Ornithology test
Saturday, July 30, 2011      5 comments

Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. ... Read more
I'm Gonna Be Late Because...
Tuesday, July 26, 2011      2 comments

- I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? - I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet... - I am stuck in ... Read more
Political Quotes
Sunday, July 24, 2011      3 comments

"I resent your insinuendoes." "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same." "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." "I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congr... Read more
SAD NEWS
Wednesday, July 20, 2011      16 comments

The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough, plus they ... Read more
GENEROUS LAWYER?
Saturday, June 25, 2011      2 comments

I know...that's an oxymoron. LIke: Military intelligence Jumbo shrimp Baby grand bad health adult children abundant poverty clearly misunderstood clever fool lifetime guarantee driveway parkway vegetarian meatball... Read more
Generous Lawyer
Friday, June 24, 2011      5 comments

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a y... Read more
How to Get to Heaven
Thursday, June 23, 2011      7 comments

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?" "No!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church every day... Read more
Under the Sea
Sunday, June 19, 2011      3 comments

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments. Here are some of them -- the fu... Read more
Remember Rome?
Saturday, June 18, 2011      1 comments

This is about our survival as regular people... front.moveon.org/scribbl
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Things You'll Never Hear In A Western Movie:
Thursday, June 16, 2011      8 comments

"I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!" "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution." "Can we postpone this duel ... Read more
Rscheearch
Wednesday, June 15, 2011      2 comments

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn‚t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed i... Read more

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