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GENEROUS LAWYER?

Saturday, June 25, 2011      2 comments

I know...that's an oxymoron. LIke: Military intelligence Jumbo shrimp Baby grand bad health adult children abundant poverty clearly misunderstood clever fool lifetime guarantee driveway parkway vegetarian meatball... Read more

Generous Lawyer

Friday, June 24, 2011      5 comments

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a y... Read more

How to Get to Heaven

Thursday, June 23, 2011      7 comments

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?" "No!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church every day... Read more

Under the Sea

Sunday, June 19, 2011      3 comments

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments. Here are some of them -- the fu... Read more

Remember Rome?

Saturday, June 18, 2011      1 comments

This is about our survival as regular people... front.moveon.org/scribbl
ing-sharpie-illustrates-th
e-truth-about-our-economy/
?id=28091-7988404-dBSwS_x ... Read more

Things You'll Never Hear In A Western Movie:

Thursday, June 16, 2011      8 comments

"I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!" "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution." "Can we postpone this duel ... Read more

Rscheearch

Wednesday, June 15, 2011      2 comments

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnét mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed i... Read more

Understanding Men

Tuesday, June 14, 2011      8 comments

1. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. 2. All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relation- ship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even retired General Schwartzkop... Read more

Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

Sunday, June 12, 2011      4 comments

- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places. - Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel. - You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped. - 15 minute Jiffy Lub... Read more

Did You Ever Wonder?

Monday, May 23, 2011      6 comments

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If love is blind, why is lingerie so pop... Read more

Funny Business Signs

Thursday, May 19, 2011      6 comments

Cocktail lounge, Norway: "LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR." Doctors office, Rome: "SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. In a Nairobi restaurant: "CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE TH... Read more

Strong Hands, Better Life

Monday, May 16, 2011      2 comments

I just had to laugh when I read "The YOU Docs" for today (Drs Mehmet Oz and Mike Roizen)...where it says about the one-armed push up "good luck with that!". You can get their daily article by going to: www.arcamax.com/ ... Read more

One-Arm Side Pushup

Sunday, May 15, 2011      4 comments

SUNSHINE65 thinks this must be done in claymation! http://www.sparkpeople.c
om/resource/exercises.asp?
exercise=139 ... Read more

How to Stay Young

Monday, May 09, 2011      7 comments

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the co... Read more

The Debt Ceiling

Wednesday, May 04, 2011      14 comments

If It Really Requires "Serious Cuts" To Raise The Debt Ceiling, Let's Cut Tax Cuts For Millionaires www.care2.com/causes/pol
itics/blog/if-it-really-re
quires-serious-cuts-to-rai
se-the-debt-ceiling-lets-c
ut-tax-c... Read more


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