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5:2 PLAN
Saturday, November 04, 2017      3 comments

I can't use the word "diet" or I put on pounds. (Did you know that 'dieting' is one of the therapies they use with anorexics?) So when I choose (choice is the big trigger for any special way of eating on a particular day), I drink two or three ... Read more
People Share Their Most Horrifying Moments.
Friday, September 29, 2017      10 comments

1. Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. 2. Today, after work I went to the pa... Read more
Actual Exchanges between Pilots and Control Towers
Tuesday, August 29, 2017      6 comments

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: “I’m bored!” Ground Traffic Control: “Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!” Unknown aircraft: “I said I was bored, not stupid!” O’Hare Approach Control to... Read more
Points to Ponder
Sunday, August 13, 2017      8 comments

1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out o... Read more
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones...
Wednesday, August 09, 2017      5 comments

What's the difference between a bird and a fly? The bird can fly, but the fly can't bird. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and say... Read more
I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life
Monday, July 31, 2017      6 comments

Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up, I informed him. 'All the food was slow.' 'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?' 'It... Read more
NEW PASTOR IN TOWN
Thursday, July 13, 2017      8 comments

A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Jus... Read more
A perv, a con artist and a fascist walk into a bar.
Sunday, July 09, 2017      9 comments

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Funnee
Sunday, June 18, 2017      9 comments

While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband's help. "The word is eight letters long and starts with 'm', and the clue is 'tiresome sameness.'" "Monogamy," he answered. *** Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interroga... Read more
Wife Buys Parrot With A Vulgar Past. What The Parrot Said When He Saw Her Husband Is Gold
Thursday, December 01, 2016      12 comments

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot with a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little?' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this... Read more
Why do cops harass people and get away with it?
Monday, November 28, 2016      6 comments

Recently, the Chula Vista Police Department ran an e-mail forum (a question and answer exchange) with the topic being, "Community Policing." One of the civilian email participants posed the following question: Q: "I would like t... Read more
Man Gets The Shock Of His Life As He Walks Into A Church And Finds This. Wow.
Saturday, November 26, 2016      10 comments

A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He s... Read more
"Unstuffed" Stuffed Cabbage Casserole"
Wednesday, November 16, 2016      10 comments

Ran into this recipe on Mr Food test kitchen. I had made up a recipe something like it a couple of years ago. "Unstuffed" Stuffed Cabbage Casserole (7 Votes) Updated October 18, 2016 SERVES 8.. SERVING SIZE 1 cup. CO... Read more
I DO NOT LIKE YOU DONALD TRUMP!
Tuesday, October 18, 2016      8 comments

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God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy. God bless Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa
Tuesday, October 18, 2016      8 comments

A Father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandp... Read more

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