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late nite funnees
Wednesday, May 25, 2016      11 comments

"There was a brief security scare yesterday when some party balloons drifted over the White House fence. The White House staff were pretty worried, especially when they saw Obama tying those balloons to a lawn chair." -Jimmy Fallon *** ... Read more
"Federal Benefit Payment!"
Sunday, March 27, 2016      5 comments

The Social Security check is now (or soon will be) referred to as a "Federal Benefit Payment!" I'll be part of the one percent to forward this. I am forwarding it because it touches a nerve in me, and I hope it will in you. ... Read more
Still feeling the effects of the time change?
Wednesday, March 16, 2016      7 comments

"Every appliance with a clock should have a Daylight Savings button to push. You'd only use it twice a year, but that's more than I use the 'Potato' button on my microwave." -Jimmy Kimmel *** "It's Daylight Savings Time. Why does it ha... Read more
How to wash a cat
Sunday, March 06, 2016      15 comments

1 Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2 Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him to the bathroom. 3 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need... Read more
Best Thing Ever To Happen To A Racist Man In A Bar.
Sunday, March 06, 2016      14 comments

A racist walks into a crowded bar. He looks around and sees a black man sitting in a corner. The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, "I'm going to buy everyone in this bar a free drink, except for that black guy over the... Read more
Irishman Says Something He Shouldn’t Have About His Wife At The Pub.
Friday, February 26, 2016      18 comments

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, 'Mary, I won the prize fo... Read more
A letter from the Post Office...this is absolutely the best!!
Sunday, February 14, 2016      10 comments

Our 14-year-old dog Abbey died last month. The day after she passed away my 4-year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she... Read more
What it's like to have cataracts
Saturday, February 13, 2016      16 comments

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Perks of Old Age
Tuesday, February 09, 2016      16 comments

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Mom Is Shocked When This Naked Woman Waved At Her Three Young Children. But Her Son’s Reply Is Hyste
Sunday, February 07, 2016      9 comments

1) NUDITY My kids have always been observant of their surroundings, but they tend to pick out details no one else would notice. I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us s... Read more
Life is Short...
Tuesday, January 26, 2016      10 comments

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Late Night Jokes for January 22
Friday, January 22, 2016      4 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Yesterday in Iowa, Sarah Palin gave a 20-minute speech to endorse Donald Trump for president, while Trump stood off to the side. Palin described Trump as a great leader, while Trump described being quiet for 20 minutes a... Read more
The Sandpiper by Robert Peterson
Friday, January 22, 2016      4 comments

She was six years old when I first met her on the beach near where I live. I drive to this beach, a distance of three or four miles, whenever the world begins to close in on me. She was building a sand castle or something and looked up, her eye... Read more
That sneeze
Friday, January 22, 2016      12 comments

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The Lone Ranger
Wednesday, January 20, 2016      8 comments

In honor of Black History month: Check out this website:
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