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Church Hymns

Sunday, January 25, 2015      12 comments

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to ... Read more

More Late Nite Funnies

Thursday, January 15, 2015      8 comments

Fifteen states across the country have gas prices that have dipped below $2. That means it’s now cheaper to buy a gallon of liquefied dinosaurs than one cup of coffee at Starbucks. -Jimmy Fallon An NFL player was arrested in Florida on gun... Read more

Late night funnies

Wednesday, January 14, 2015      3 comments

Mitt Romney says he is considering a third campaign for the presidency. He made the announcement during a private meeting with donors. It’s pretty shocking, you know, that Mitt Romney needs donors. I mean, what are these guys, trillionaires? -Ji... Read more

How to get info about your own situation...

Wednesday, January 14, 2015      9 comments

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone Who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the pa... Read more

Here's the actual vid

Sunday, January 11, 2015      6 comments
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A Few Laughs

Sunday, January 04, 2015      12 comments

Babies Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions of Ireland with no running water, no electricity, none of the creature comforts. One night, Mikes' wife goes into labor. The local doctor is there in attendance. ... Read more

Late Night Funnies

Thursday, January 01, 2015      9 comments

Time magazine has named “Ebola Fighters” the 2014 Person of the Year. The Ebola fighters said they were honored to be chosen and look forward to the ceremony. Then Time said, "Oh no, we'll just mail them to you." -Jimmy Fallon The General M... Read more

Classic Late Night Funnies

Thursday, December 25, 2014      10 comments

My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got m... Read more

Thoughts to Ponder

Thursday, December 25, 2014      9 comments

Do not eat natural foods. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. --- Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to... Read more

The Perks of Being Over 50

Monday, December 15, 2014      11 comments

-- Kidnappers are not very interested in you. -- In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. -- No one expects you to run into a burning building. -- People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" -- Peop... Read more

Tracking the Weather

Sunday, December 14, 2014      12 comments

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he could... Read more

Weather Stone

Thursday, December 11, 2014      7 comments

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Oh Yah...

Thursday, December 11, 2014      7 comments

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A few laffs

Wednesday, December 10, 2014      14 comments

In Court My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that customs officials must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that's a different story. We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting ... Read more

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