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Dad Makes a Mistake!

Saturday, November 21, 2015      5 comments

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" h... Read more

Dunkin Donuts CEO

Saturday, November 21, 2015      6 comments

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The Best Diagnosis Ever. Who Said Doctors Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?

Saturday, November 21, 2015      13 comments

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. James, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." ... Read more

Farmer Gets Pulled Over By Cop. Then Says This To Him.

Wednesday, November 18, 2015      15 comments

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to w... Read more

The Wooden Bowl

Sunday, November 15, 2015      15 comments

I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year - old grandson. The old man's hands tremble... Read more

50 years of marriage

Wednesday, November 11, 2015      16 comments

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk arm, slept on a sofa-bed and watched TV on a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a... Read more

Choir Positions Open

Sunday, November 08, 2015      14 comments

Found in an actual church bulletin Positions open in soprano, alto, tenor and bass. No others need apply. PHYSICAL QUALIFICATIONS: Must be able to carry light musical notes part way across the sanctuary. Must have sufficient vision t... Read more

The Most Surprising Response Ever. This Woman Is A Genius.

Friday, October 16, 2015      14 comments

A man asks an old lady why she's alone on a cruise ship. Her response shocks him... About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alo... Read more

Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having An Affair. This Is Priceless.

Friday, October 16, 2015      13 comments

"Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs ... Read more

A woman just gets stopped by a policeman. But he wasn't expecting her to say this!

Thursday, October 15, 2015      17 comments

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, th... Read more

Yogi Berra-isms

Saturday, September 26, 2015      6 comments

1. “It ain’t over till it’s over.” 2. “It’s deja vu all over again.” 3. “I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4.” 4. “Never answer an anonymous letter.” 5. “We made too many wrong mistakes.” 6. “You can o... Read more

Child Rearing FAQ

Friday, September 04, 2015      11 comments

Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or ... Read more

Engaging the Established Presbyterian Church of Scotland

Friday, August 28, 2015      2 comments

“Resurrection-Denying Preacher to Return to Scotland.” That was the headline of a story published in the Glasgow Herald about a week before I was scheduled to lecture in the Cairns Church in Milngavie, a constituent member of the established... Read more

Computer Age Battle of the Sexes

Friday, August 28, 2015      10 comments

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine - "la maison" - "pencil", however, is masculine - "le crayon." A student a... Read more

Late Night Funnies

Monday, August 24, 2015      6 comments

The Cadillac Escalade EXT is the most popular car driven in New York. Partly because they're stylish, but mostly because New Yorkers like to have a place to stretch out when they leave their apartments. -Jimmy Fallon A study found that many... Read more

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