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Engaging the Established Presbyterian Church of Scotland

Friday, August 28, 2015      1 comments

“Resurrection-Denying Preacher to Return to Scotland.” That was the headline of a story published in the Glasgow Herald about a week before I was scheduled to lecture in the Cairns Church in Milngavie, a constituent member of the established... Read more

Computer Age Battle of the Sexes

Friday, August 28, 2015      7 comments

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine - "la maison" - "pencil", however, is masculine - "le crayon." A student a... Read more

Late Night Funnies

Monday, August 24, 2015      4 comments

The Cadillac Escalade EXT is the most popular car driven in New York. Partly because they're stylish, but mostly because New Yorkers like to have a place to stretch out when they leave their apartments. -Jimmy Fallon A study found that many... Read more

North vs. South

Monday, August 24, 2015      9 comments

The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses The North has dating services, The South has family reunions. The North has switchblade knives, The South has Lee Press-on Nails The North has double last names, ... Read more


Wednesday, August 19, 2015      10 comments

Army of the Lord A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You n... Read more


Saturday, July 04, 2015      13 comments

Macy's has severed ties with Donald Trump and no longer will carry his men's wear collection. From now on, men who want to look like Donald Trump will have to hunt and kill their own hair piece. -Conan O'Brien Last night for the first time ... Read more

Happy Fathers Day...

Sunday, June 21, 2015      9 comments

Water Beds Since I had been selling water beds for almost four years, I thought I had heard every question imaginable. But then a customer asked me, "Can you deliver it filled with water?" Stunned, I replied, "Are you kidding? It woul... Read more

Some Political Quotes

Thursday, May 14, 2015      13 comments

"I resent your insinuendoes." "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same." "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." "I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congr... Read more

DUI - Wisconsin Style

Sunday, May 10, 2015      13 comments

From the state where drunk driving is considered a sport because there is a bar on every corner, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Rhinelander, WI . After last call, the officer noticed a man le... Read more


Saturday, May 09, 2015      8 comments

1. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s 2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage. 3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through 4. AVOIDABLE What a bull... Read more

Cat Facts

Thursday, May 07, 2015      10 comments

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear that control their outer ear, whereas a human has only 6. Cats cannot taste sweet things. Adult cats never meow to each other but only to communicate with humans. Cats have three eyelids. The third... Read more


Sunday, May 03, 2015      9 comments

I tried to catch some fog. I mist. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words... Read more


Thursday, April 23, 2015      12 comments

Serious Golf... The minister drove into a sand trap. He picked up his golf club, broke it but didn't say a word. Then he picked up the golf bag and tore it to shreds but didn't say a word. He then took out all the golf balls and... Read more

Buncha jokes

Sunday, April 19, 2015      11 comments

Lawyer Humor You Know You Need A New Lawyer When: - The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other. - During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. - He tells you that his last go... Read more

Late Late

Sunday, March 29, 2015      8 comments

Yesterday presidential candidate Ted Cruz said that he will in fact be signing up for Obamacare despite saying earlier that he wants to repeal every word of it. It's a good thing he's signing up, because Cruz just went to the hospital in hypocri... Read more

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