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Happy Fathers Day...

Sunday, June 21, 2015      9 comments

Water Beds Since I had been selling water beds for almost four years, I thought I had heard every question imaginable. But then a customer asked me, "Can you deliver it filled with water?" Stunned, I replied, "Are you kidding? It woul... Read more

Some Political Quotes

Thursday, May 14, 2015      12 comments

"I resent your insinuendoes." "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same." "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." "I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congr... Read more

DUI - Wisconsin Style

Sunday, May 10, 2015      12 comments

From the state where drunk driving is considered a sport because there is a bar on every corner, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Rhinelander, WI . After last call, the officer noticed a man le... Read more

Daffynitions

Saturday, May 09, 2015      8 comments

1. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s 2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage. 3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through 4. AVOIDABLE What a bull... Read more

Cat Facts

Thursday, May 07, 2015      10 comments

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear that control their outer ear, whereas a human has only 6. Cats cannot taste sweet things. Adult cats never meow to each other but only to communicate with humans. Cats have three eyelids. The third... Read more

Punography

Sunday, May 03, 2015      9 comments

I tried to catch some fog. I mist. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words... Read more

JOKES GALORE

Thursday, April 23, 2015      12 comments

Serious Golf... The minister drove into a sand trap. He picked up his golf club, broke it but didn't say a word. Then he picked up the golf bag and tore it to shreds but didn't say a word. He then took out all the golf balls and... Read more

Buncha jokes

Sunday, April 19, 2015      11 comments

Lawyer Humor You Know You Need A New Lawyer When: - The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other. - During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. - He tells you that his last go... Read more

Late Late

Sunday, March 29, 2015      8 comments

Yesterday presidential candidate Ted Cruz said that he will in fact be signing up for Obamacare despite saying earlier that he wants to repeal every word of it. It's a good thing he's signing up, because Cruz just went to the hospital in hypocri... Read more

Some quotes...

Saturday, March 28, 2015      7 comments

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~ The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~Aesop... Read more

Actual Newspaper Headlines (we can only assume!)

Tuesday, March 17, 2015      10 comments

1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 4. Farmer Bill Dies in House 5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? ... Read more

Late nite revisited, because you slept through it

Monday, March 16, 2015      5 comments

They found a scrapbook with photos of Osama bin Laden from the '90s, and they're studying each and every photo very, very closely. My favorite shot of Osama bin Laden was right between the eyes. -David Letterman There is controversy surroun... Read more

Some late night funniees...

Saturday, March 07, 2015      7 comments

Leonard Nimoy passed away last week. In Canada, where he's not even from, they're paying him an unusual tribute called "Spocking." They draw Spock ears, hair, and eyebrows on the guy on their $5 bills. Spocking is not illegal in Canada, although... Read more

Have a laugh...

Wednesday, February 18, 2015      9 comments

One-liners The plumber can't put in the bathroom fixtures until next month. That's a shower stall if I've ever heard one. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. When it comes to telling her age, she's shy.....about te... Read more

Over A Century Ago...

Monday, February 16, 2015      8 comments

Maybe this will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1905, just over one hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the U.S. statistics for 1905: - The average life expectancy in the U.S. was ... Read more


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