Actual Exchanges between Pilots and Control Towers
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: “I’m bored!”
Ground Traffic Control: “Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!”
Unknown aircraft: “I said I was bored, not stupid!”
O’Hare Approach Control to... Read more
Points to Ponder
1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out o... Read more
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones...
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
The bird can fly, but the fly can't bird.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One turns to the other and say... Read more
I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life
Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'
'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,
I informed him.
'All the food was slow.'
'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'
'It... Read more
NEW PASTOR IN TOWN
A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Jus... Read more
While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband's help.
"The word is eight letters long and starts with 'm', and the clue is 'tiresome sameness.'"
"Monogamy," he answered.
Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interroga... Read more
Wife Buys Parrot With A Vulgar Past. What The Parrot Said When He Saw Her Husband Is Gold
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot with a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
'Why so little?' she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this... Read more
Why do cops harass people and get away with it?
Recently, the Chula Vista Police Department ran an e-mail forum (a
question and answer exchange) with the topic being,
"Community Policing." One of the civilian email participants posed the
Q: "I would like t... Read more
Man Gets The Shock Of His Life As He Walks Into A Church And Finds This. Wow.
A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there.
Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He s... Read more
"Unstuffed" Stuffed Cabbage Casserole"
Ran into this recipe on Mr Food test kitchen. I had made up a recipe something like it a couple of years ago.
"Unstuffed" Stuffed Cabbage Casserole
Updated October 18, 2016
SERVES 8.. SERVING SIZE 1 cup. CO... Read more
God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy. God bless Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa
A Father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandp... Read more
AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.
THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST And
PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, SO AMERICANS DON'T WAN... Read more
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This story happened a while ago in Brisbane.
John Bradford, a Sydney University student, was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so s... Read more