I Dropped A Kidney Somewhere...
No one told me once you hit 45 that everything was going to fall apart...I mean literally. Body parts seem to start malfunctioning or squeaking or literally falling off, much to your freaked-out dismay. You try to go have them fixed or glued b... Read more
Momma Said There'd Be Days...
There was a sheet of ice on my front porch steps this morning. Looking down at them, holding five textbooks, an umbrella, my lunch box, my keys and my purse, I realized I had several options:
a) Attempt to nonchalantly go down them and jus... Read more
Happy Thanksgiving, guys. :)
I may not get a chance to get back on here before the holiday goes full swing so I wanted to take advantage of the few moments I have now. I don't get much time these days to stomp around this neck of the fore... Read more
The Big Picture
I think it was Forrest Gump who said, "I'm pretty tired. Think I'll go home now." Or something to that effect. Anyways, I know what he meant. You get tired of runnin'. For me, runnin' is trying to get everything done during the day or THINK... Read more
And Plum Pudding...
Most people don't know that I had rhotacism as a child. And it definitely sounds alot worse than what it is, lol, but it is the inability to pronounce the letter "R." Looking back now, I prefer to believe that I sounded like someone from Bosto... Read more
And then there was Thursday.
It seems Thursdays are my day of solitude. After a long day of school and the tedious drive home, I usually fall through the door and throw my books on the table. Off come the shoes, the bra, the ponytail and ... Read more
A Day For S'Mores...
What a week! It has flown by, just like so many weeks before. I have fallen off the bandwagon a tad bit, getting lured in with a class pizza party and pumpkin cookies that magically appeared on a paper plate by my computer. I ate one. (Kinda... Read more
How 'Bout THEM Beans?!
I want to start off by saying thank you to everyone. All of you, who have encouraged me through my blogs, my SparkPage, the goodies...once again, each of you has given me the proverbial "glitter in my step" and have made me feel very lucky (AND... Read more
Weight Doesn't Matter; Healthy Does
I was seven years old there. A little on the chunky side but obliviously happy. I remember the day that picture was taken. I had argued with my mom about my hair and wa... Read more
When I was asked to come up to the front to present my presentation on Tuesday, I thought I was going to have a baby calf. My knees were knocking, my heart was pounding, and my mouth suddenly became dry. (I could feel my upper lip sticking to ... Read more
Zombies Don't Know It All!
There's nothing wrong with coming home after a long day and sitting outside on the back deck in your pajamas. Seriously, I do it all the time. They are purple with white pokie dots and made out of fleece. I just sit there and swing, reflectin... Read more
Double-Dipped Awesome Sauce!
Have you ever woke up feeling like you have been double-dipped in Awesome Sauce? With a sprinkle of glitter in your step? A smile that blinds the eyes of the world? Nothing can stop you now?? You're sexy and you know it, clap yer hands???
... Read more
What does it mean when you accidentally drop your Microsoft Office textbook on the floor but kick it ON PURPOSE beneath the t.v. stand?
a) Study time is over.
b) It's time to switch your "major."
c) You officially hate computers.
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Well, my dear friends and cohorts, another week down. It looks like the weekend is upon us and thoughts of mischief and fun are dancing in our heads! What are we going to get into? Are some of us going to spend time with family or friends? T... Read more
I just...well, I just love you guys. All of you. Every single person on my friend's list, every single one that has left goodies at my SparkDoor, all of you. From commenting on my page to my SparkFeed, you all are just a bunch of lively firec... Read more
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