But it was SO FESTIVE! (w/pics!)
I haven't been posting much lately.
Mostly because I've been making a dedicated effort to be a real-live grown-up, and to my surprise, grown-ups are boring.
Not so much to my surprise, I'm not very good at trying to be a grown-up.
At... Read more
Sometimes Brains are Inconvenient. (w/pics!)
Sometimes having a brain is really inconvenient.
Examples of this over the last week or so:
Attempting to come up with a fun blog idea:
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You Don't Have a Femullet, So Things Could Be Worse! (w/pics!)
Thursday was a really exciting day for me, but not in the way I'd hoped it would be...
I discovered on Tuesday that I procrastinated buying jeans and dress pants in a size 12 for so long that I'm actually a size TEN!!! As in 10!
My ... Read more
Booby Trapping Chubberchaun Butthead (w/pics!)
It all makes so much sense now!!!
Some of you may remember that I used to write rather frequently (and heatedly) about my constant struggle with Blobby McFlabface, the chubberchaun who hides in my rolls and attempts to expand his flab mansi... Read more
What Is This? Jellyfish Skin? (w/pics!)
I am, officially, back into pants that haven't fit me since early in my senior year of college. Probably about this time in 2005.
While it feels AWESOME to pull those jeans out of the "someday drawer" and realize that 'someday' is, in fac... Read more
The Gym is Un-Hipsterizing Me! (w/pics!)
I discovered about a year or so ago (much to my horror) that I am, probably, a hipster.
When I argued angrily with the accusation and expressed my hatred for hipsters, my brother referred me to a book called 'stuff hipsters hate' and the on... Read more
I can do it. I'm doing it. It's AWESOME!
Where have I been?
Working on changing ALL of my lifestyle for the better; not just my diet, exercise, sleep, and water.
I realized just after posting last week's blog that the only thing that's dampening my great mood over this sense of ... Read more
I know, right?
A non-sequeter type recap of the last several days:
Cake decorating class on Friday night left me with TEN CUPCAKES. Ugh. That's a lot of cupcakes! I baked them myself, so at least I could work it so each cupcake was under 200 calories ... Read more
And Then He Saw the Chicken Skewers...(w/pics!)
I am becoming quite the event planner (mostly against my will) at work these days!!
We had yet another fund raising event for the launch of our new channel last night, and I found myself in charge of hosting yet again.
I think it hap... Read more
Cake is Awesome! (w/pics!)
"Eating a big slice of cake is totally fine as long as it's my whole lunch."
When my best friend said this to me on Saturday, despite all the changes in my relationship with food, my response was:
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I Heart You, Tape Measure
I measured myself today!!! In inches:
Okay, the formatting is a nightmare here... but I'm trying!!
Numbers are: 2/2, 7/30, 9/13 = Recent Loss, Total Loss
Spare Tire:51 - 46.5 - 45 - = - 1.5 - 6
Bust; - 43 - 40 - 39 - = - 1 -... Read more
Terror in the Cereal Aisle (w/pics!)
Sometimes trying to be health conscious makes me look like a crazy person.
Especially in the grocery store.
Last night, for example, I terrified at least 3 strangers in the cereal isle.
They were just going about their business... Read more
A Check In for my Check Up
Just a check-in for those of you who are interested! No fun cartoons or any of that today, but I promise I have some brewin up in my brain-pan for those of you that like 'em!
I had my first 'official' appointment with the Nurse Practitione... Read more
Blobulous Monster Face, Apparently. (w/pics!)
Compliments on my weight loss have been a bit of a two edged sword lately.
Mostly the dreaded "you can really see it in your face!"
While this is great, and makes me feel good, I can't help but panic on the inside and wonder what kind ... Read more