Wow where to start.
Guess I should probably start from the beginning and work thru this with your help.
I'm overweight okay obese, and like a yo-yo I keep going up and then down!
My health has been suffering because of this and you would t... Read more
Your gonna love it !!!!!!!!!!
Italian Tomato Garden
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey .
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden,
but it was very difficult work, as the ground
Hi... Read more
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he repli... Read more
The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper Angelo has cheated him out
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first
It was assumed that Angelo w... Read more
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be the Man of Your House".
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am ... Read more
This should give you a giggle for the day!
A man and his wife moved back home to Tennessee , from Indiana .
The husband had a wooden leg, and to get insurance on it back
in Indiana it cost them $2000 per year! ... Read more
A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to co... Read more
A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.
She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: " I can... Read more
YOU GOTTA LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!
According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently
faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to
use lipstick and would put it... Read more
RECIPE FOR LOVE
2 Hearts Full of Love
2 Heaping Cups of Kindness
2 Armfuls of Gentleness
2 Cups of Friendship
2 Cups of Joy
2 Big Hearts Full of Forgiveness
1 Lifetime of Togetherness
2 Minds Full of ... Read more
OLD CEMETERY INSCRIPTIONS
A truly Happy Person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. And, one who can enjoy browsing old cemeteries... Some fascinating things on old tombstones!
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 190... Read more
Okay, I'm a little bit frustrated right now with the company that I work with.
I have been off for over a month for medical reasons, and on Tuesday my Dr. finally. So on Tuesday I called the office to let them know that I would be able to retu... Read more
First off I want to thank everyone who took the time to read my blog and to thank you for taking the time to give me encouragement and suggestions.
Last night my daughter and I talked, but everytime she tried to tell me what happened she br... Read more
What would you do if your 23 year old daughter came home after visiting a friend, and asked if she could use your cell phone as she had just been robbed at GUNPOINT?
This is exactly what happened last night to my youngest daughter.
And to m... Read more