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Wife Vs. Husband

Saturday, October 25, 2014      7 comments

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sa... Read more

Discipline

Thursday, October 23, 2014      3 comments

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was acting up during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow ... Read more

Signing Checks

Tuesday, October 21, 2014      5 comments

Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help support his younger brothers and sisters. He never learned to read, so when he married and started a checking account, he signed his checks simply "XX". E... Read more

Tmperature

Monday, October 20, 2014      6 comments

A CEO-type was in the hospital, being treated for a minor deal. For a week he'd made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating all the staff, shouting orders and demanding attention, complaining about the food, the bed, the temperature, the wea... Read more

The Moving Walls

Sunday, October 12, 2014      6 comments

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" Th... Read more

Psychiatrists-Uh Oh

Tuesday, October 07, 2014      5 comments

While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems." "Since we're all professionals," another sugge... Read more

Bad Timing

Saturday, October 04, 2014      3 comments

A parish priest, Father O'Brien, was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little s... Read more

Bad Timing

Saturday, October 04, 2014      0 comments

A parish priest, Father O'Brien, was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little s... Read more

Whales

Saturday, September 27, 2014      6 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that... Read more

Insurance

Wednesday, September 24, 2014      4 comments

A client called to report an accident and ask if her insurance rates would go up. "Our underwriting department determines that", I said. Then I asked for her license number. Verifying her information, I asked, "NMF? Is that N as in Nancy, ... Read more

Random Thoughts of A Woman

Tuesday, September 23, 2014      4 comments

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 LBS. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves comple... Read more

Random Thoughts of A Woman

Tuesday, September 23, 2014      2 comments

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 LBS. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves comple... Read more

More Things Women Want To Hear, But Never Do

Monday, September 22, 2014      2 comments

I'm getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche? You know, I think I'd really prefer the four-door sedan to that impractical Corvette. Golly I think we're lost. Let me find a gas station to ask for direction... Read more

Passwords

Friday, September 19, 2014      2 comments

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long. "Because," my son explained, "th... Read more

The Blonde and The Library

Thursday, September 18, 2014      3 comments

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it." The librarian ... Read more


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