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Bad Timing

Saturday, October 04, 2014      0 comments

A parish priest, Father O'Brien, was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little s... Read more

Whales

Saturday, September 27, 2014      6 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that... Read more

Insurance

Wednesday, September 24, 2014      4 comments

A client called to report an accident and ask if her insurance rates would go up. "Our underwriting department determines that", I said. Then I asked for her license number. Verifying her information, I asked, "NMF? Is that N as in Nancy, ... Read more

Random Thoughts of A Woman

Tuesday, September 23, 2014      4 comments

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 LBS. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves comple... Read more

Random Thoughts of A Woman

Tuesday, September 23, 2014      2 comments

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 LBS. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves comple... Read more

More Things Women Want To Hear, But Never Do

Monday, September 22, 2014      2 comments

I'm getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche? You know, I think I'd really prefer the four-door sedan to that impractical Corvette. Golly I think we're lost. Let me find a gas station to ask for direction... Read more

Passwords

Friday, September 19, 2014      2 comments

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long. "Because," my son explained, "th... Read more

The Blonde and The Library

Thursday, September 18, 2014      3 comments

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it." The librarian ... Read more

The Danger of Typos

Wednesday, September 17, 2014      4 comments

A businessman from Wisconsin went on a business trip to Louisiana. Upon arrival, he immediately plugged his laptop into the hotel room port and sent a short E-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer Johnson, at her address, which began with JennJoh... Read more

The Engineer and The Frog

Wednesday, September 10, 2014      5 comments

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If... Read more

Martini?

Saturday, September 06, 2014      3 comments

Father O'Brian, a young priest, was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. Father O'Brian said "this is a very lonely job and I ... Read more


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