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Wife Free Vehicle

Friday, August 21, 2015      7 comments

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"... Read more

Texan With A New Car

Tuesday, August 18, 2015      8 comments

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back." "Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll alway... Read more

Doctor In The Opera House

Monday, August 17, 2015      4 comments

It was the interval at the Opera when Mrs. Sternberg rose from her seat and called: "Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?!" A man in a tuxedo pushed his way towards her. "I'm a doctor" he said. "Oh, doctor,... Read more

Crazy With Confusion

Tuesday, August 11, 2015      9 comments

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have d... Read more

Depressed

Saturday, August 08, 2015      8 comments

There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. ... Read more

Annoying Parrot

Saturday, August 01, 2015      10 comments

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the wa... Read more

A Fresh Appeal

Wednesday, July 29, 2015      7 comments

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence." Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?" Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."... Read more

Quips From Late Night

Tuesday, July 28, 2015      6 comments

"Hillary is getting a lot of attention. Republicans are saying she has too much of a temper ... too angry to be president ... if she really had that bad of a temper, wouldn't Bill be dead?" --David Letterman... Read more

0 To 200

Monday, July 27, 2015      5 comments

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everythin... Read more

Definition of A Million

Thursday, July 23, 2015      8 comments

A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God responded, "Yes?" And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?" "Go right ahead," God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "a million years to me is... Read more

New Baby

Wednesday, July 22, 2015      4 comments

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously... Read more

What To Do With Lawyers

Monday, July 20, 2015      4 comments

A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." S... Read more

Guaranteed Visits

Friday, July 17, 2015      7 comments

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales. "Bloomi... Read more

Just For Sparkers

Saturday, July 11, 2015      7 comments

1. If you eat something and no one sees you, it doesn't count. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda. 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if... Read more

Reasons Why Computers Must Be Male

Friday, July 10, 2015      8 comments

They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better model is always just around the corner. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. It is always necessary to have a backup. They'll do whatever you say if ... Read more


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