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Flustered

Sunday, June 28, 2015      6 comments

As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel. One day I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive for 30 minutes. ... Read more

The Dying Widow

Thursday, June 25, 2015      8 comments

A very busy corporate lawyer was called out of an important meeting to the bedside of an extremely wealthy widow who was one of the firm's most prestigious clients. She was also known for her devoted Christian faith. He was ushered into her bedr... Read more

Repair Estimate

Wednesday, June 24, 2015      4 comments

When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off re... Read more

Wedding Traditions

Monday, June 22, 2015      5 comments

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then s... Read more

Love and Marriage

Saturday, June 20, 2015      7 comments

The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would ... Read more

In The Army

Friday, June 19, 2015      4 comments

A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself, as a man and joined the army. "But, wait a minute," said the listener, "She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't she?" "Sure," replied the man. ... Read more

Cross Country

Thursday, May 28, 2015      4 comments

When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?" "We'll drive slowly so that one car can follow the other," I reassured hi... Read more

Wrong Way

Monday, May 25, 2015      4 comments

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!... Read more

Airborne

Sunday, May 24, 2015      3 comments

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could expect from jump school. "Well," he said, "it's three weeks long." "What else," I asked. "The first week they separate the men from the bo... Read more

Men and Marriage

Tuesday, May 19, 2015      4 comments

Here's how a man evolves directly following marriage. The Love Word: After 6 weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you! After 6 months: Of course, I love you. After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why do you think I pr... Read more

Tough Task

Monday, May 18, 2015      5 comments

A man was walking along the beach when he found an old bottle buried in the sand. He picked it up and cleaned it with his sleeve. Whereupon a genie appeared and offered him one wish. "Well my family lives in Australia. It would be great if... Read more

Sunday School

Sunday, May 17, 2015      2 comments

A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our bro... Read more

Memories and Good Fortune

Saturday, May 16, 2015      2 comments

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was ... Read more

White Hair

Friday, May 15, 2015      7 comments

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother ... Read more

Conductor

Thursday, May 14, 2015      4 comments

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with a drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he took a critical jab at the drummer, ... Read more


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