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Love and Marriage

Thursday, October 08, 2015      2 comments

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. Nearing the final curtain, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning agains... Read more

Good Night Good Bye

Friday, October 02, 2015      8 comments

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa." The father said, "Why did you say good-b... Read more

The Intelligent Blonde

Thursday, October 01, 2015      7 comments

An intelligent blonde was opening her morning paper, when she noticed a page filled from top to bottom with blonde jokes. Needless to say, this put her in a very bad mood, which continued as she drove to work. On her way there, she happened to g... Read more

The Seat Belt

Wednesday, September 30, 2015      8 comments

This old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he's driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state patrol car behind him. He says to his wife, "Quick, take the wheel! I gotta put my seat belt on!" So she do... Read more

Rules of Eating Chocolate

Sunday, September 27, 2015      6 comments

- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. - The problem: How to get 2 pounds... Read more

The Heavenly Marriage

Wednesday, September 23, 2015      4 comments

There was a young couple, very much in love, who the night before they were to be married, were both tragically killed in an automobile accident. They found themselves at the pearly gates of heaven being escorted in by St. Peter. After a coup... Read more

Time Honored Truths

Monday, September 21, 2015      4 comments

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If God dropped acid, would he see people? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? ... Read more

Wife Free Vehicle

Friday, August 21, 2015      7 comments

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"... Read more

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