I like Cinderella, I really do. She has a good work ethic. I appreciate a good, hard-working gal. And she likes shoes. The fairy tale is all about the shoe at the end, and I'm a big shoe girl. --Amy Adams
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen
An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
The trouble... Read more
Who is it in the press that calls on me?
I hear a tongue shriller than all the music
Cry "Caesar!" Speak, Caesar is turn'd to hear.
Beware the ides of March.
What man is that?
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
(I loved camping when I was a kid. I did miss indoor plumbing though. I stopped loving it so much when I stayed in my first 5 star hotel resort! Now that is my kind ... Read more
“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers."
--Dave Barry... Read more
"I've decided life is too fragile to finish a book I dislike just because it cost $16.95 and everyone else loved it. Or eat a fried egg with a broken yolk (which I hate) when the dog would leap over the St. Louis Arch for it."
— Erma Bombec... Read more