Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
--Marilyn vos Savant (I am the first person to admit I SUCK at wallpaper!)
This works for wallpaper too!