Thursday, October 17, 2013
Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.
~ Dan Zevin
(I will keep this in mind for my nest interview!)... Read more
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
~ John Peers
(Excellent advice!)... Read more
Monday, October 14, 2013
The only cultural advantage LA has over NY is that you can make a right turn on a red light.
~ Woody Allen
Sunday, October 13, 2013
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
~ David Brent
(Might work...)... Read more
Saturday, October 12, 2013
First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging.
~ Denis Healey... Read more
Friday, October 11, 2013
Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree
~ Lisa Bryant
(Kudos to Lisa for thinking this up! Still not sure why you would attempt it but...)... Read more
Thursday, October 10, 2013
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
~ Mario Andretti
(I'm peddling as fast as I can!)... Read more
Wednesday, October 09, 2013
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
~ Spike Milligan... Read more
Tuesday, October 08, 2013
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
~ Will Rogers
(I think we might need to find a rock to solve the shutdown!)... Read more
Monday, October 07, 2013
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
~ Mark Russell
(From there it must go to Arkansas. I saw a thing on 60 Minutes some time ago.)... Read more
Sunday, October 06, 2013
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
~ Dennis Wholey... Read more
Saturday, October 05, 2013
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
~ Charles M. Schulz ... Read more
Friday, October 04, 2013
Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, Look, it's always gonna be me!
~ Rita Rudner... Read more
Thursday, October 03, 2013
The Americans will always do the right thing . . . After they've exhausted all the alternatives.
~ Winston Churchill
(I guess this is where we are now?)... Read more
Wednesday, October 02, 2013
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
~ Steven Wright... Read more