The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
~ Mark Russell
(From there it must go to Arkansas. I saw a thing on 60 Minutes some time ago.)... Read more
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.
~ Mark Twain
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
~ Bil... Read more
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
(Probably an NICU or nursery nurse! That is where I learned it on the first day!!)... Read more