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Wednesday's Quote

Wednesday, January 09, 2013      4 comments

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. --Anonymous ... Read more

Tuesday's Quote

Wednesday, January 09, 2013      0 comments

The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. --Unknown... Read more

Monday's Quote

Monday, January 07, 2013      1 comments

If you think seven years bad luck are too much more a breaking mirror try breaking a condom. --Unknown (A little blue but hysterically funny and true!)... Read more

Sunday's Quote

Sunday, January 06, 2013      4 comments

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string. --Robin Williams (Defin ately one of the odder veggies. Bei... Read more

Saturday's Quote

Saturday, January 05, 2013      4 comments

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. --Arnold Schwarzenegger (Wow...that's depressing!)... Read more

Friday's Quote

Friday, January 04, 2013      3 comments

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. --Stephen Fry (Sad but true!)... Read more

Thursday's Quote

Thursday, January 03, 2013      3 comments

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. --Milton Berle ... Read more

Wednesday's Quote

Wednesday, January 02, 2013      3 comments

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. --Caroline Rhea (Me too!)... Read more

Tuesday's Quote

Tuesday, January 01, 2013      2 comments

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. ~~Bill Vaughn... Read more

Monday's Quote

Monday, December 31, 2012      6 comments

Dear God, My prayer for 2013 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year. Anonymous emoticonRead more

Sunday's Quote

Sunday, December 30, 2012      4 comments

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution. --Jay Leno That's one way to meet your resolution! I want to meet i... Read more

Saturday's Quote

Saturday, December 29, 2012      4 comments

I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive I'll say 'I ordered this damn pizza a year ago!' --Unknown Sounds like a plan to me! Read more

Friday's Quote

Friday, December 28, 2012      5 comments

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. --Anonymous... Read more

Thursday's Quote

Friday, December 28, 2012      4 comments

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. --Anonymous emoticonRead more

Wednesday's Quote

Wednesday, December 26, 2012      6 comments

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~~Dave Barry... Read more


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