Monday, December 10, 2012
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
--Charles Schulz... Read more
Sunday, December 09, 2012
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Anonymous... Read more
Saturday, December 08, 2012
I donít understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If Iím trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
--Anonymous... Read more
Friday, December 07, 2012
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
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Thursday, December 06, 2012
Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you're done.
--Unknown... Read more
Wednesday, December 05, 2012
If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. ~Linda Sunshine... Read more
Tuesday, December 04, 2012
This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. ~Author Unknown... Read more
Monday, December 03, 2012
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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Sunday, December 02, 2012
Never say, "oops." Always say, "Ah, interesting." ~Author Unknown... Read more
Saturday, December 01, 2012
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. ~Kathy Norris... Read more
Friday, November 30, 2012
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~Victor Borge... Read more
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~Author Unknown... Read more
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
How can I control my life when I can't control my hair? ~Author Unknown... Read more
Monday, November 26, 2012
Amount of time it takes for a dog to "do its business" is directly proportional to outside temperature + suitability of owner's outerwear.
~Betsy CaŮas Garmon... Read more