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Friday's Quote

Friday, October 26, 2012      3 comments

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." --Woody Allen (Very true!)... Read more

Thursday's Quote

Thursday, October 25, 2012      2 comments

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' --Anonymous... Read more

Wednesday's Quote

Wednesday, October 24, 2012      4 comments

"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot." -- Ellen DeGeneres... Read more

Tuesday's Quote

Tuesday, October 23, 2012      3 comments

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. --Wernher von Braun Sounds like my office!! emoticonRead more

Monday's Quote

Monday, October 22, 2012      2 comments

7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets arenít going as ghosts, but as mattresses? --George Carlin... Read more

Sunday's Quote

Sunday, October 21, 2012      6 comments

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. --Arthur Schopenhauer emoticon Read more

Saturday's Quote

Saturday, October 20, 2012      2 comments

"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it." --Tom Lehrer ... Read more

Friday's Quote

Friday, October 19, 2012      2 comments

"I'm sorry to say so but, sadly it's true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you." --Dr. Seuss... Read more

Thursday's Quote

Thursday, October 18, 2012      2 comments

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked" --Bernard Meltzer... Read more

Wednesday's Quote

Wednesday, October 17, 2012      4 comments

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office. --Robert Frost ... Read more

Tuesday's Quote

Wednesday, October 17, 2012      3 comments

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. J.B. Morton... Read more

Monday's Quote

Monday, October 15, 2012      4 comments

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. --- Oprah Winfrey... Read more

Sunday's Quote

Sunday, October 14, 2012      3 comments

"One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time." -- Nancy Astor (Plus they are wasted calories!)... Read more

Saturday's Quote

Saturday, October 13, 2012      6 comments

"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?" --Author Unknown ... Read more

Friday's Quote

Friday, October 12, 2012      4 comments

"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?" --Author Unknown... Read more


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