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Monday's Quote
Monday, August 06, 2012      5 comments

"The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own.You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny." --Albert Ellis... Read more
Sunday's Quote
Sunday, August 05, 2012      7 comments

"I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on." -- Beryl Pfizer I resemble this quote... Read more
Saturday's Quote (one of my favs)
Saturday, August 04, 2012      4 comments

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most . . . -- Anonymous emoticon... Read more
Saturday's Quote (one of my favs)
Saturday, August 04, 2012      2 comments

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most . . . -- Anonymous emoticon... Read more
Friday's Quote
Friday, August 03, 2012      5 comments

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." -- Lucille Ball... Read more
Thursday's Quote
Thursday, August 02, 2012      5 comments

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? -- Unknown... Read more
Wednesday's Quote
Wednesday, August 01, 2012      5 comments

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. --Erma Bombeck... Read more
Tuesday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#11 & Final)
Tuesday, July 31, 2012      5 comments

Post-Menopausal Barbie - This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and K... Read more
Monday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#10)
Monday, July 30, 2012      2 comments

Recovery Barbie - Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six... Read more
Sunday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#9)
Sunday, July 29, 2012      4 comments

Divorced Barbie - Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.... Read more
Saturday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#8)
Saturday, July 28, 2012      6 comments

Mid-life Crisis Barbie - It's time to ditch Ken.Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. I... Read more
Friday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#7)
Friday, July 27, 2012      2 comments

Soccer Mom Barbie - All that experience as a cheer-leader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Ashley and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut ho... Read more
Thursday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#6)
Thursday, July 26, 2012      2 comments

No-More-Wrinkles Barbie - Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics. ... Read more
Wednesday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#5)
Wednesday, July 25, 2012      4 comments

Bunion Barbie - Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.... Read more
Tuesday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#4)
Tuesday, July 24, 2012      5 comments

Flabby Arms Barbie - Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too -- muumuus with tummy-support panels are included.... Read more

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