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Monday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#10)

Monday, July 30, 2012      1 comments

Recovery Barbie - Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six... Read more

Sunday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#9)

Sunday, July 29, 2012      3 comments

Divorced Barbie - Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.... Read more

Saturday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#8)

Saturday, July 28, 2012      5 comments

Mid-life Crisis Barbie - It's time to ditch Ken.Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. I... Read more

Friday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#7)

Friday, July 27, 2012      1 comments

Soccer Mom Barbie - All that experience as a cheer-leader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Ashley and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut ho... Read more

Thursday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#6)

Thursday, July 26, 2012      1 comments

No-More-Wrinkles Barbie - Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics. ... Read more

Wednesday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#5)

Wednesday, July 25, 2012      3 comments

Bunion Barbie - Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.... Read more

Tuesday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#4)

Tuesday, July 24, 2012      4 comments

Flabby Arms Barbie - Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too -- muumuus with tummy-support panels are included.... Read more

Monday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#3)

Monday, July 23, 2012      4 comments

Facial Hair Barbie - As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. ... Read more

Sunday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#2)

Sunday, July 22, 2012      7 comments

Hot Flash Barbie - Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with hand-held fan and tiny tissues.... Read more

Saturday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#1)

Saturday, July 21, 2012      4 comments

Bifocal Barbie - Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.... Read more

Friday's Quote

Friday, July 20, 2012      4 comments

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." -- Thomas Szasz... Read more

Thursday's Quote

Thursday, July 19, 2012      4 comments

"Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night." -- Philip K. Dick... Read more

Wednesday's Quote

Wednesday, July 18, 2012      2 comments

Health food may be good for the conscience, but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. -- Robert Redford... Read more

Tuesday's Quote

Tuesday, July 17, 2012      2 comments

"Never judge a book by its movie." -- J. W. Eagan... Read more

Monday's (funny) Quote

Monday, July 16, 2012      5 comments

I have a six-pack. You just can't see it through my soft sided cooler. --Coach Tanya (Awesome Quote Coach Tanya!!!!!)... Read more


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