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Saturday's Quote

Saturday, March 31, 2012      2 comments

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." -- Mark Russell... Read more

Friday's Quote

Friday, March 30, 2012      0 comments

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. ~~Bill Cosby ... Read more

Thursday's Quote (Amen!)

Thursday, March 29, 2012      4 comments

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. ~~Mark Twain ... Read more

Wednesday's Quote

Wednesday, March 28, 2012      0 comments

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown! ~~Bill Murray (Ghost Busters) ... Read more

Tuesday's Quote

Tuesday, March 27, 2012      1 comments

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Rick Cook, The Wizardry Compiled ... Read more

Monday's Quote

Monday, March 26, 2012      2 comments

"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do." -- Joe Walsh... Read more

Sunday's Quote

Sunday, March 25, 2012      3 comments

"One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child." -- Randall Jarrell... Read more

Saturday's Quote

Saturday, March 24, 2012      3 comments

"I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." -- Shelley Winters... Read more

Friday's Quote

Friday, March 23, 2012      1 comments

I'm NOT short. I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witticisms. R. Stevens... Read more

Thursday's Quote

Thursday, March 22, 2012      0 comments

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." -- Carl Zwanzig... Read more

Wednesday's Quote

Wednesday, March 21, 2012      2 comments

"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." -- Arthur C. Clarke... Read more

Tuesday's Quote

Tuesday, March 20, 2012      3 comments

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour. ~~Gilbert Keith Chesterton ... Read more

Monday's Quote

Monday, March 19, 2012      0 comments

The older I become the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath. --Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart... Read more

Sunday's Quote

Sunday, March 18, 2012      2 comments

I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give it up. I'm only six feet tall, so I couldn't play basketball. I'm only 190 pounds, so I couldn't play football. And I have 20-20 vision, so I couldn't be a referee. ~Jay... Read more

Saturday's Quote

Saturday, March 17, 2012      1 comments

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. ~Author Unknown... Read more


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