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Wednesday's Quote

Wednesday, February 29, 2012      1 comments

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." -- Lucille Ball... Read more

Tuesday's Quote

Tuesday, February 28, 2012      0 comments

VEGETARIAN an Indian word meaning lousy hunter... Read more

Monday's Quote

Monday, February 27, 2012      1 comments

PUPKUS (pup'kus) n The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.... Read more

Sunday's Quote

Sunday, February 26, 2012      1 comments

ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater ... Read more

Saturday's Quote

Saturday, February 25, 2012      1 comments

PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper. ... Read more

Friday's Quote

Friday, February 24, 2012      2 comments

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.... Read more

Thursday's Quote

Thursday, February 23, 2012      1 comments

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.... Read more

Wednesday's Quote

Wednesday, February 22, 2012      0 comments

PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. ... Read more

Tuesday's Quote

Tuesday, February 21, 2012      0 comments

DISCONFECT (dis kon fect) v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.... Read more

Monday's Quote

Monday, February 20, 2012      3 comments

CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance... Read more

Sunday's Quote (Another definition)

Sunday, February 19, 2012      0 comments

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.... Read more

Saturday's Quote (Definition)

Saturday, February 18, 2012      1 comments

FRUST (frust) n The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.... Read more

Friday's Quote

Friday, February 17, 2012      1 comments

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. --Elayne Boosler ... Read more

Thursday's Quote

Thursday, February 16, 2012      2 comments

"The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn." -- Alvin Toffler... Read more

Wednesday's Quote

Wednesday, February 15, 2012      2 comments

"Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that." --Ellen DeGeneres... Read more


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