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Monday's Quote
Monday, January 09, 2012      1 comments

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. --Emo Philips... Read more
A Girl, Her Bike and the Wind....
Sunday, January 08, 2012      5 comments

Wind sucks! Today was so windy I only made it 17.3 miles (30 MPH gusts with sustained 20 MPH winds). It started out well enough but the last 30 minutes were interesting to say the least. I saw a guy almost get hit by a car. The guy behind him ye... Read more
Sunday's Quote
Sunday, January 08, 2012      2 comments

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials. ~~(not a clue!)... Read more
Saturday's Quote
Saturday, January 07, 2012      1 comments

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." ~~Sam Levenson ... Read more
Friday's Quote
Friday, January 06, 2012      2 comments

Never trust a thin chef. ~~Anonymous ... Read more
Thursday's Quote
Thursday, January 05, 2012      2 comments

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. ~~Stephen Fry... Read more
Wednesday's Quote
Wednesday, January 04, 2012      3 comments

"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head." -- Rita Rudner... Read more
Tuesday's Quote
Tuesday, January 03, 2012      4 comments

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction." -- Noelie Altito... Read more
Monday's Quote
Monday, January 02, 2012      1 comments

"If you believe everything you read, better not read." -- Japanese Proverb... Read more
New Years Day Quote (Sunday)
Sunday, January 01, 2012      1 comments

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. ~Edith Lovejoy Pierce ... Read more
Saturday's Quote
Saturday, December 31, 2011      1 comments

"It's never just a game when you're winning." -- George Carlin... Read more
Friday's Quote
Friday, December 30, 2011      1 comments

In politics stupidity is not a handicap. ~~Napoleon ... Read more
Thursday's Quote
Thursday, December 29, 2011      3 comments

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. ~Bill Vaughn... Read more
Wednesday's Quote
Wednesday, December 28, 2011      3 comments

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. --Steven Wright ... Read more
Tuesday's Quote
Tuesday, December 27, 2011      2 comments

Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all com... Read more

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