Friday, May 20, 2011
"The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything-or nothing."
-- Nancy Astor... Read more
Thursday, May 19, 2011
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain... Read more
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
"Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield."
--Price Cobb... Read more
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
"If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport."
-- George Winters
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Monday, May 16, 2011
"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty."
-- Leo Rosten... Read more
Sunday, May 15, 2011
"Sooner or later we all quote our mothers."
--Bern Williams... Read more
Saturday, May 14, 2011
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"
-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata... Read more
Friday, May 13, 2011
What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.
--Dave Barry... Read more
Thursday, May 12, 2011
"Do what you love, love what you do, leave the world a better place and don't pick your nose."
--Jeff Mallett... Read more
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult."
-- Charlotte Whitton... Read more
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."
-- Woody Allen... Read more
Monday, May 09, 2011
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
-- George Burns... Read more
Sunday, May 08, 2011
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
Happy Mother's Day everyone!
Saturday, May 07, 2011
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
--Indira Gandhi... Read more
Friday, May 06, 2011
"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest."
-- Isaac Asimov... Read more