Thursday, May 12, 2011
"Do what you love, love what you do, leave the world a better place and don't pick your nose."
--Jeff Mallett... Read more
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult."
-- Charlotte Whitton... Read more
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."
-- Woody Allen... Read more
Monday, May 09, 2011
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
-- George Burns... Read more
Sunday, May 08, 2011
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
Happy Mother's Day everyone!
Saturday, May 07, 2011
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
--Indira Gandhi... Read more
Friday, May 06, 2011
"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest."
-- Isaac Asimov... Read more
Thursday, May 05, 2011
"Discretion is not the better part of biography."
-- Lytton Strachey... Read more
Wednesday, May 04, 2011
"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."
-- Rita Mae Brown... Read more
Tuesday, May 03, 2011
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
-- Douglas Adams... Read more
Monday, May 02, 2011
"We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over."
-- Aneurin Bevan... Read more
Sunday, May 01, 2011
"Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories."
-- Arthur C. Clarke... Read more
Saturday, April 30, 2011
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope... Read more
Friday, April 29, 2011
Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!
Horace... Read more
Thursday, April 28, 2011
"One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child."
-- Randall Jarrell... Read more